“If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.” – Edgar Howe “Old age comes at a bad time.” – San Banducci “Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.” – Jennifer Yane … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Old ‘Burma Shave’ Road Signs were a treat when we were kids… DON’T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MAY GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR. Burma Shave TRAINS DON’T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP ‘CAUSE NOBODY SITS IN THE … Continue reading
Edit- And apparently it didn’t schedule… sigh… Story of my life! From 2010! And an oldie but a goody… from 2010! Luckily, What People Think of the Chicken is None of the Chicken’s Business…. Why did the chicken cross the … Continue reading
A little humor to start the week… ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading
This is what all of us 70+ year olds, and those yet-to-be, have to look forward to!! This is something that happened at an assisted living center. The people who lived there had small apartments but they all ate at … Continue reading
NOT far from the truth… DoD’s Twelve Days of Christmas The President has authorized the Department of Defense to assist Santa with the Twelve Days of Christmas. Status of acquisitions follows: Day 1- Partridge in a Pear Tree: The Army … Continue reading
For those ‘little’ company Christmas parties… Stole this from one of my military groups, and I’m betting ANYBODY that was in the military will be cringing at some of them. But, these days, they also apply to those company parties, … Continue reading
Writing, so you get bad humor… Go read the folks on the sidebar! Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. 2. A jumper cable walks into … Continue reading
There is trolling, and then there is EPIC level trolling… And all those cruise ships are doing the same thing!!! ROTFLMAO… Sorry… I can’t help it… BWWAHHHAAAHA!!! Breathe… … Continue reading
Maybe true, maybe not, but definitely on the ‘odd’ side… A SHOT OF WHISKEY In the old west a .45 cartridge for a six-gun cost 12 cents and so did a glass of whiskey. If a cowhand was low on … Continue reading