A little humor to start the week… ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading
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Children’s Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children’s science exam answers.. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made … Continue reading
Truisms! 1.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. 2. I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the … Continue reading
You may remember the old Jewish Catskill Comics of Vaudeville days:Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, … Continue reading
For all those writers out there… Author unknown An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting … Continue reading
Gotta love the Brits… These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole … Continue reading
Laugh or cry…your choice! Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. Kauffman’s … Continue reading
To start the week! New Word Definitions: Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage. College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn … Continue reading
Tired of posting negative stuff this week, so you get humor… Rules of the Modern World If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Seen that one done… sigh A conclusion is the place where you … Continue reading
Tired of the BS on the news? I sure am… Here are a couple of really bad jokes! 🙂 A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man come in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are … Continue reading