Just to take a break from the BS and ruminate on how ‘true’ these are… Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Nothing is as easy as it looks. Everything takes longer than you think it will. If there … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Think before you speak? What a novel concept… These folks ‘forgot’ that rule… FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, “How much do you charge for a shampoo … Continue reading
One to think about… maybe??? 🙂 WHAT Do Women Want?? Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, … Continue reading
What have the Romans ever done for us??? Funny you should ask… The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That’s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that’s the … Continue reading
A little humor to start the week… ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading
Children’s Science Exam If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children’s science exam answers.. Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made … Continue reading
Truisms! 1.Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water. 2. I changed my password to “incorrect” so whenever I forget it the … Continue reading
You may remember the old Jewish Catskill Comics of Vaudeville days:Shecky Greene, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Joey Bishop, Milton Berle, Jan Murray, Danny Kaye, Henny Youngman, Buddy Hackett, Sid Caesar, Groucho Marx, Jackie Mason, Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce, George Burns, … Continue reading
For all those writers out there… Author unknown An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting … Continue reading
Gotta love the Brits… These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole … Continue reading