For all those writers out there… Author unknown An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Gotta love the Brits… These are genuine clips from council complaint letters: 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He’s got this huge tool that vibrates the whole … Continue reading
Laugh or cry…your choice! Murphy’s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. Kauffman’s … Continue reading
To start the week! New Word Definitions: Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage. College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn … Continue reading
Tired of posting negative stuff this week, so you get humor… Rules of the Modern World If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Seen that one done… sigh A conclusion is the place where you … Continue reading
Tired of the BS on the news? I sure am… Here are a couple of really bad jokes! 🙂 A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting hammered. A man come in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are … Continue reading
Long day yesterday dealing with ‘things’ and the VA, so I can’t brain… And I ‘think’ we are seeing peak Dunning Kruger on guns right now… … Continue reading
Don’t always come out right… – Cocktail lounge, Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. – Doctor’s office, Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases. – Dry cleaners, Bangkok: Drop your trousers here for the best … Continue reading
Kids today are coddled, wrapped in bubble wrap, never allowed to get dirty, etc… TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THEÂ 1930s, ’40s, ’50s, ’60s and ’70s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank. While … Continue reading
Or is this coming true with the dumbing down of STEM and higher math in HS and college??? I really hope not, especially if anybody is designing buildings, bridges, etc… If you don’t know who Marc Andreessen is, he founded Netscape … Continue reading