To start the week!
New Word Definitions:
Smile – A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Dictionary – The only place where divorce comes before marriage.
College – A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn – The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Committee – Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Classic – A book which people praise, but do not read.
Marriage – It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master degree.
Experience – The name men give to their mistakes.
Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
I hate busting out in laughter in the middle of a meeting.
Committee
Too true.
Ed- LOL
WSF- Ain’t it thought…
Excellent
Speaking of divorce, I came across this little item about medieval “Divorce Duels”.
https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/trial-by-combat/