From a country mechanic… FARM LIFE OBSERVATIONS ON MECHANICS AND FARMING A dropped socket can run uphill. 7/16ths wrenches have legs. Measure 3 times; the first two measurements are always different. Any bolt bin always has one less of the … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
I got nuthin’, so you get jokes… Doing the beta fixes from my beta readers. Government observations… ‘If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.’ Suppose you were an idiot. … Continue reading
Turkey day is coming! Get your rules out ahead of time… Don’t get in line asking questions about the food. “Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens … Continue reading
A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a famous Russian bovine breeder. The Russian tells him “I have many good animal. Here is Swedish bull, is born black colour, but colour turns white when … Continue reading
Now we know the truth… I’ve been saying for ages that Keith Richards has been dead for ages, that they took his skin and stretched it over one of Disney’s finest animatronic robots and they dip it nightly in lanolin … Continue reading
You can even tell these in church… Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy … Continue reading
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES -If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion. -During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. -It is always possible to park directly outside … Continue reading
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have … Continue reading
In for a pound… Busy writing, so you get memes… Two good ones guaranteed to piss off ‘somebody’… … Continue reading
Women use and the ‘real’ meaning… (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. This means your facts may be right but you are still … Continue reading