THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES -If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion. -During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. -It is always possible to park directly outside … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have … Continue reading
In for a pound… Busy writing, so you get memes… Two good ones guaranteed to piss off ‘somebody’… … Continue reading
Women use and the ‘real’ meaning… (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. This means your facts may be right but you are still … Continue reading
Another one from the mil email string… A LOT of these are true if you are ‘of an age’! Random thoughts from people our age… I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid neighborhood of your choice” routing option. More often … Continue reading
These came across the transom from the mil email net… And ‘somebody’ has been locked down WAY too long… Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home! I was just talking about this … Continue reading
With the Debbie Downer crap… What will be, will be. Ain’t a damn thing we can do about it until next year… So… Southern Ladies Two ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX … Continue reading
And a really bad joke… I don’t write ’em (most of the time), I just send them along on recycled electrons… A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun … Continue reading
I’m tired of all the crap in the news, so humor… These are the Cowboy Rules in effect for: Arizona, Texas, Oklahoma, Colorado, New Mexico, Wyoming, Montana, Utah, Idaho and the rest of the Wild West. 1. Pull your pants … Continue reading
Tired of the usual crap so… You get humor… A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio . The Texas labour Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out … Continue reading