This one came over the transom from the Mil e-mail net… THE LAWS OF LIFE LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. LAW OF GRAVITY: Any tool, … Continue reading
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So you get humor… I think this guy escaped from the CDC… Gotta love this Doctor Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s … Continue reading
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for … Continue reading
For my writer friends… Feel free to share this with your other writer friends… … Continue reading
1966: Long hair 2021: Longing for hair 1966: KEG 2021: EKG 1966: Acid rock 2021: Acid reflux 1966: Moving to California because it’s cool 2021: Moving to Arizona because it’s warm 1966: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor … Continue reading
To start the week… Since the weather is warming up, it’s time to get the sticks out… Golfers Creed Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts … Continue reading
USAF pilot’s gloves… And speaking of ‘aviation’… Houston, we have a problem… … Continue reading
A right and a wrong way… Oil Change instructions for Women : 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write … Continue reading
There are days, and then there are DAYS… This is gonna be one of them. Behind from the git go, and just not making any progress on any front… So you get humor… … Continue reading
Random things to ponder about… – Sweet meats are candy, but sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. – Quicksand works slowly. – Why do eggs come in flimsy paper cartons, and batteries come in packages only a chainsaw can open? … Continue reading