The Rest of the Story…

The king wanted to go fishing. He called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few  hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days,  … Continue reading

Some funnies…

Since I’m still on meds from the surgery, got these from the mil e-mail string… HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WITH WOMEN IN THE MODERN WORLD She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE she is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT She is not a … Continue reading

Murphy…

Was an optimist… From the mil E-mail chain. 🙂 Murphy’s tech laws Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the … Continue reading

Net Humor…

THOUGHTS ON AGING -You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started. -You’re getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling and you didn’t do anything the night before. -The cardiologist’s diet: … Continue reading

Golf Jokes…

Since it’s warming up and there are people starting to play… A little humor! GOLF HUMOR -A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear” she groans to her … Continue reading

A little humor to start the week…

If you’re an engineer that is… 🙂 ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked.  You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading

Spoiler alert…

This one came over the transom from the Mil-email string… HOLLYWOOD HAS BEEN LYING TO US -There are no consequences of a high speed car chase. Police are never interested in following up just why your car was driving at … Continue reading

How about some humor???

I’m old enough to have grown up watching Jack Benny, Dean Martin, Flip Wilson and Red Skelton back in the day. Their humor was ‘clean’, much of it was based on physical humor and, especially with Dean Martin, often revolved … Continue reading

Snerk…

‘Somebody’ had WAY too much time on their hands… ‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when in the White House, Not a creature was spinning, not even Josh Earnest’s mouth; The pantsuits were hung by the … Continue reading