Since it’s warming up and there are people starting to play… A little humor! GOLF HUMOR -A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack! “Help me dear” she groans to her … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
If you’re an engineer that is… 🙂 ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You… Straighten it. Ignore it. Buy a CAD system and spend the next six months designing a … Continue reading
This one came over the transom from the Mil-email string… HOLLYWOOD HAS BEEN LYING TO US -There are no consequences of a high speed car chase. Police are never interested in following up just why your car was driving at … Continue reading
I’m old enough to have grown up watching Jack Benny, Dean Martin, Flip Wilson and Red Skelton back in the day. Their humor was ‘clean’, much of it was based on physical humor and, especially with Dean Martin, often revolved … Continue reading
Aviation edition… Kinda, sorta… … Continue reading
‘Somebody’ had WAY too much time on their hands… ‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when in the White House, Not a creature was spinning, not even Josh Earnest’s mouth; The pantsuits were hung by the … Continue reading
Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me. I’m changing lanes. * I brake for … Continue reading
This one came over the transom via the milemail net… HORROR MOVIE SURVIVAL -If the house you’re living in tells you to “GO AWAY” do so immediately. -Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house. -When … Continue reading
YOU’RE AN 80’S CHILD IF… -You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. -You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. -You wore a banana clip or one of … Continue reading
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I … Continue reading