You get humor… Pilots Philosophy… The difference between a duck and a co-pilot? The duck can fly. A check ride ought to be like a skirt. Short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover everything. Speed is life. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
I got nuttin’, so you get humor… And a reminder… 😉 Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide … Continue reading
This one came from the mil email string… Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary…… 8:00 am – Dog food! My favourite thing! 9:30 am – A car ride! My favourite thing! 9:40 am – A walk in the park! My favourite … Continue reading
THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. & Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the … Continue reading
One to remember for Christmas… For those that HATE the Elf on the Shelf BS… And scare the hell out of the kids as an added benefit, if so desired… LOL And gotta love this Pub commercial out of Texas. … Continue reading
If you can’t say anything good, don’t say anything… So you get humor… “Best” headlines of 2007… Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial … Continue reading
A post, a post… my kingdom for a post… Except I don’t have a kingdom or a post either… Sigh Busy writing and ran out of time, so you get humor, or go read the folks on the sidebar, they’re … Continue reading
To start the week… I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one. Apparently RSVP’ing to a wedding invitation, “Maybe next time,” isn’t the correct response. Don’t irritate old people. The older we get the less “life … Continue reading
So a little humor… ONLY A TRUE GOLFER WILL UNDERSTAND THIS… Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it. Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing. When your … Continue reading
Sadly, this isn’t far from the truth in the IT world… They want unicorns… Looking to hire a Jr Data Scientist: – 15 years Python – 30 years SQL – 20 years AWS – 15 years Spark – 15 years … Continue reading