Day whatever… Hic…

You know if you keep a glass of wine in each hand you can’t accidentaly touch your face. This cleaning with alcohol is total b.s. NOTHING gets done after that first bottle. Kinda starting to understand why pets try to … Continue reading

A little humor…

This one came over the Mil email net… Equal opportunity offender humor. Guaranteed to piss ‘somebody’ off… But at least it will get them off worrying about Wuhan Flu! How many Californians does it take to screw in a light … Continue reading

A little humor???

Maybe??? Oil Change instructions for Women : 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly … Continue reading

Snerk…

From a friend in the ‘business’ Down Under… Having done a ‘little’ IT work over the years, I can attest to some of these. GETTING THE MOST FROM YOUR I.T. DEPARTMENT -When you call us to have your computer moved, … Continue reading

Bored sailors…

Snerk… Naval Air Christmas ‘Twas the night before Christmas, And out on the ramp, Not an airplane was stirring, Not even a Champ. The aircraft were fastened, To tiedowns with care, In hopes that come morning, They all would be … Continue reading

Christmas…

Cutbacks… The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer retirement package has triggered a good deal of concern about whether they will be replaced, and about other restructuring decisions at the North Pole. Streamlining … Continue reading

Sound familiar???

I got nothing, so you get humor… Or at least ‘some’ people think it’s humor… According to some of the admins I know, this is pretty much FACT… LOL A day in the life of a Facebook Group Admin: Q: … Continue reading

I got nuttin…

So you get humor… CALLER: Is this Gordon’s Pizza? GOOGLE: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry. GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month. CALLER: OK. I would like to order … Continue reading