So you get humor… Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The folks who hold the lien on most pilots’ cars. CARBURETOR ICING – A phenomenon reported … Continue reading
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The nicest thing about the future is . . .. That it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3.. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you … Continue reading
Got these over the transom from an old shipmate… 🙂 Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building … Continue reading
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . … Continue reading
1 – I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.3 – Half the people you know are below average.4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.5 – … Continue reading
Busy writing, didn’t have time for a real post, so you get humor… On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful … Continue reading
First it was Tailhook… And the politically correct patch. And yes, there IS an easter egg in the patch. Bonus points if you know what it is. Now it’s callsigns… Politically correct, will be assigned to all pilots… Sigh… It’s … Continue reading
But Ramirez does… And this one kicked over the gigglebox… Go read the folks on the sidebar while I beat on the novel… 🙂 … Continue reading
Rather than a rant on the current BS going on, I give you humor… Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we … Continue reading
If this is where Slow Joe learned his ‘technique’… And old Humor truly does beat today’s politics… Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback once said: “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he … Continue reading