In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. She was only a … Continue reading
Too funny… You get this in lieu of a real post, I’m busy writing… Sorry… … Continue reading
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry … Continue reading
Some things NEVER change… The True Story (By Colonel W C Hall, printed in the British Army Journal January 1953.) Rome, II Calends, April CCCLX SUBJECT: Recommendation for Senate Medal of Honor TO: Department of War, Republic of Rome Recommend … Continue reading
Love is blind but desire just doesn’t give a good goddamn. Things are never as bad as they turn out to be. You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy … Continue reading
If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no use in making a fool of yourself. Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is then walks away with your watch. The problem drinker … Continue reading
These go out to Ex-Bootneck and my other Brit readers… A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair wi th another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The … Continue reading
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you’re pretty much doomed. There are no stupid questions; but here are a lot of inquisitive idiots If the enemy is in range, so … Continue reading
And more… The sooner you start to fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Husar’s Law of Poker: a Smith & Wesson beats four … Continue reading