A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, “How many of… you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Figured I’d do some mid-week funnies… A little humor for hump day… I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you’re naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. … Continue reading
I was going to go off on the screwed up ‘bombing’ campaign, but it’s not worth it… If you REALLY want to stop ISIS, why are you bombing empty buildings in the middle of the night??? Just asking… Why Teachers … Continue reading
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a … Continue reading
A week’s worth… SUNDAY Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She … Continue reading
This one from PP… 🙂 And sometimes PHDs ARE good for something… Got in a discussion yesterday morning with the former Marine Sgt (twice), now PHD about ballistics and differences between 7.62 and .308… An hour later I get … Continue reading
ELECTRICAL THEORY BY JOSEPH LUCAS Positive ground depends on proper circuit functioning, which is the transmission of negative ions by retention of visible spectral manifestation known as “smoke”. Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work. We know this … Continue reading
DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS: (You can’t make up this stuff….) Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the … Continue reading
To My Old-As-Dirt Friends and Relatives who qualify as “old as dirt” and, to some younger folks who are trying to understand the behavior of the “old as dirt” crowd. For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave … Continue reading
Why Pilots Prefer Airplanes Over Women… * Airplanes usually kill you quickly; a woman takes her time. * Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch. * Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.” … Continue reading