Hopefully everyone has ‘most’ of their shopping done… Made the mistake of going downtown yesterday to send some stuff out, geez, what a madhouse! Traffic, full parking lots, and grumpy people. I got in, did what I needed to, and … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now! Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. … Continue reading
In lieu of yet another rant, how about a ‘new’ Achmed the dead terrorist, with Jeff Dunham? Get it now, before the leftists decide (insert wrong whatever here) isn’t politically correct/racist/something ism/etc… h/t JP … Continue reading
So you get humor… Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the … Continue reading
This is ONE way to get rid of Pelosi… Via the mil email net and some others 🙂 Unattributed, but why not… WASHINGTON (AP) – at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of … Continue reading
This is just for the ladies… everyone else can skip 🙂 I haven’t found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong Next mood swing: 6 minutes I’m in touch with my inner bitch Don’t … Continue reading
These came over the transom from the mil-email chain… Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why … Continue reading
Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD – At the Doctor * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW – Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM – Covered by Medicare * CUATSC … Continue reading
This one brings back a few… TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank While they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, … Continue reading
These came over the transom from the mil-email string… Rev beat me to it on Friday, HERE, but I still don’t have anything better to offer… sigh WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION??? … Continue reading