A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
With Abbott and Costello… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. … Continue reading
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Tired of the political mud slinging??? Iam… A little Rodney Dangerfield from back in the day… He’d never be allowed to get away with this today, nor would Don Rickles, or Jackie Mason… But they all made a ‘living’ so … Continue reading
So there you are, drinking your first PSL (ahem, that’s Pumpkin Spice Latte) of the season. But wait. What I’m about to tell you could rock your Starbucks-loving world: The coffee drink that makes you feel like you’re eating liquid … Continue reading
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation. BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles. BULIMIA: Retched excess. CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence. CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders … Continue reading
Not working today… Just enjoying life, so humor… TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY: 31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north. 30. Oh I wouldn’t dare; she’s only sixteen…….. 29. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, … Continue reading
Go read the folks on the sidebar, or tune in the Olympics. Kim Rhode got Bronze in the Skeet Shooting (missed Gold medal round by 1 shot). Or… A little humor for the weekend… The Human Body! It takes … Continue reading
Military staffer’s comments… STILL true, if not truer today! 🙁 “Please don’t laugh. This is my job.” Maj (EUCOM) from Protocol, explaining in great detail the approved procedures for dropping off VIPs “If we wait until the last minute … Continue reading
Grrr… Apparently my Wordless Wednesday also turned into a postless Wednesday… Sorry!!! … Continue reading