Paraprosdokians…

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I … Continue reading

Unemployment…

With Abbott and Costello… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.  COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. … Continue reading

A little humor…

Tired of the political mud slinging??? Iam… A little Rodney Dangerfield from back in the day… He’d never be allowed to get away with this today, nor would Don Rickles, or Jackie Mason… But they all made a ‘living’ so … Continue reading

Oopsie…

So there you are, drinking your first PSL (ahem, that’s Pumpkin Spice Latte) of the season. But wait.  What I’m about to tell you could rock your Starbucks-loving world: The coffee drink that makes you feel like you’re eating liquid … Continue reading

Cynical Definitions…

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation. BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles. BULIMIA: Retched excess. CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence. CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders … Continue reading

Happy Labor Day…

Not working today… Just enjoying life, so humor… TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY: 31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north. 30. Oh I wouldn’t dare; she’s only sixteen…….. 29. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, … Continue reading

Still watching the Olympics…

Go read the folks on the sidebar, or tune in the Olympics. Kim Rhode got Bronze in the Skeet Shooting (missed Gold medal round by 1 shot). Or… A little humor for the weekend… The Human Body!   It takes … Continue reading

Oldies but ‘goodies’…

Military staffer’s comments… STILL true, if not truer today! 🙁   “Please don’t laugh. This is my job.” Maj (EUCOM) from Protocol, explaining in great detail the approved procedures for dropping off VIPs “If we wait until the last minute … Continue reading

Wordless Wednesday…

Grrr… Apparently my Wordless Wednesday also turned into a postless Wednesday… Sorry!!! … Continue reading