Paraprosdokians…

A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I … Continue reading →

Unemployment…

With Abbott and Costello… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%.  COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. … Continue reading →

A little humor…

Tired of the political mud slinging??? Iam… A little Rodney Dangerfield from back in the day… He’d never be allowed to get away with this today, nor would Don Rickles, or Jackie Mason… But they all made a ‘living’ so … Continue reading →

Oopsie…

So there you are, drinking your first PSL (ahem, that’s Pumpkin Spice Latte) of the season. But wait.  What I’m about to tell you could rock your Starbucks-loving world: The coffee drink that makes you feel like you’re eating liquid … Continue reading →

Cynical Definitions…

ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation. BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles. BULIMIA: Retched excess. CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence. CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders … Continue reading →

Happy Labor Day…

Not working today… Just enjoying life, so humor… TOP 31 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR SOUTHERN BOYS SAY: 31. When I retire, I’m movin’ north. 30. Oh I wouldn’t dare; she’s only sixteen…….. 29. I’ll take Shakespeare for $1000, … Continue reading →

Oldies but ‘goodies’…

Military staffer’s comments… STILL true, if not truer today! 🙁   “Please don’t laugh. This is my job.” Maj (EUCOM) from Protocol, explaining in great detail the approved procedures for dropping off VIPs “If we wait until the last minute … Continue reading →