Humor, kinda… sorta…

Just to help y’all with these, a LOT of these have to do with recips NOT with jets…  Just sayin…Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The … Continue reading

Humorous sayings…

Figured I’d put some humor up, maybe brighten up your Monday…Or not… 🙂Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin…– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)I had a rose named … Continue reading

They walk among us…

Compilation from an Aussie with WAY too much time on their hands…Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half … Continue reading

‘Suthern’ Humor…

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.  “Amazing,” he thought as he … Continue reading

What If…

Tongue kinda, sorta in cheek… Please note that Texas  is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference  the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.) We Texans love  y’all, but we’ll probably have to take … Continue reading

And now, PUNS…

I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words. I changed my i Pod name to Titanic… It’s syncing now . When chemists die, they barium . Jokes about German sausage are the wurst . … Continue reading

More Word Games…

A paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path to an unexpected ending. “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a paraprosdokian. Winston Churchill loved them.1. Do not argue with an idiot. He … Continue reading

A little ‘humor’…

Today, the ACLU announced that they are entering a law suit against God.  Teaming with Amnesty International, the ACLU charges that the creation of Hell, by God, is “cruel and unusual punishment.”  The reasoning, a spokesperson for the ACLU claims, … Continue reading

A Little Test…

Our Yearly Dementia Test It’s that time of year for us to take our annual dementia test.Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles.  As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert.  If you … Continue reading

Humor for your Monday…

Pretty good twists on the ‘standard’ definitions…    1.  ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds  2.  AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do  3.  BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage  4.  BURGLARIZE: What a crook … Continue reading