Just to help y’all with these, a LOT of these have to do with recips NOT with jets… Just sayin…Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Figured I’d put some humor up, maybe brighten up your Monday…Or not… 🙂Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin…– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)I had a rose named … Continue reading
Compilation from an Aussie with WAY too much time on their hands…Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half … Continue reading
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. “Amazing,” he thought as he … Continue reading
Tongue kinda, sorta in cheek… Please note that Texas is the only state with a legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.) We Texans love y’all, but we’ll probably have to take … Continue reading
I did a theatrical performance about puns . It was a play on words. I changed my i Pod name to Titanic… It’s syncing now . When chemists die, they barium . Jokes about German sausage are the wurst . … Continue reading
A paraprosdokian is a phrase or sentence that leads us down the garden path to an unexpected ending. “Where there’s a will, I want to be in it,” is a paraprosdokian. Winston Churchill loved them.1. Do not argue with an idiot. He … Continue reading
Today, the ACLU announced that they are entering a law suit against God. Teaming with Amnesty International, the ACLU charges that the creation of Hell, by God, is “cruel and unusual punishment.” The reasoning, a spokesperson for the ACLU claims, … Continue reading
Our Yearly Dementia Test It’s that time of year for us to take our annual dementia test.Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important to keep mentally alert. If you … Continue reading
Pretty good twists on the ‘standard’ definitions… 1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do 3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage 4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook … Continue reading