Love is blind but desire just doesn’t give a good goddamn. Things are never as bad as they turn out to be. You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. There’s no use in making a fool of yourself. Someone who borrows your watch to tell you what time it is then walks away with your watch. The problem drinker … Continue reading
These go out to Ex-Bootneck and my other Brit readers… A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, ‘I almost had an affair wi th another woman.’ The priest said, ‘What do you mean, almost?’ The … Continue reading
There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you’re pretty much doomed. There are no stupid questions; but here are a lot of inquisitive idiots If the enemy is in range, so … Continue reading
And more… The sooner you start to fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Husar’s Law of Poker: a Smith & Wesson beats four … Continue reading
A mix from the ‘old days’ and the ‘new’… A flashback to Naval Aviation! You may have been a Naval Aviator/NFO if; or you might be in Naval Aviation if: You’ve ever worked at, or done at least 1 or … Continue reading
Since there are a bunch of these, I’m going to run them as a series on Mondays… You can see a lot by observing. Once out of control, problems can be difficult to correct. The seventh month of a pregnancy … Continue reading
Marine Corps Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work. 5. Be polite. Be … Continue reading
From the mil-email chain… ‘Somebody’ was up WAY to late… 🙂 -It’s impossible to tell if someone is really awake without close medical supervision. People can take cat naps with their eyes open without even being aware of it. (however, … Continue reading
With a ‘twist’… One wonders how many takes that took to succeed! 🙂 And this one is just downright funny… There was another one I saw a long time ago in a similar vein as an ‘egg timer’… 🙂 … Continue reading