It’s lonely at the top but you eat better. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & … Continue reading
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DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM 12:01 AM GMT ON APR. 1 TO 12:01 AM GMT, APR. 2 !! *** Attention ***It’s that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for … Continue reading
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4500 per month. My grandpa starting walking five miles a day when he was 60. … Continue reading
It’s going to be one of THOSE weeks… This one has resided for years on the break room bulletin board, and it’s STILL true… I know this is a case of the pot calling the kettle black, but dammit, WHY … Continue reading
In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married … Continue reading
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson. A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. She was only a … Continue reading
Too funny… You get this in lieu of a real post, I’m busy writing… Sorry… … Continue reading
Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry … Continue reading
Some things NEVER change… The True Story (By Colonel W C Hall, printed in the British Army Journal January 1953.) Rome, II Calends, April CCCLX SUBJECT: Recommendation for Senate Medal of Honor TO: Department of War, Republic of Rome Recommend … Continue reading
Love is blind but desire just doesn’t give a good goddamn. Things are never as bad as they turn out to be. You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy … Continue reading