Murphy’s OTHER Laws…

A few more to add to the collection… 1. Light travels faster than sound…which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing … Continue reading

Men are just happier…

This one is gonna piss a few readers off 🙂 NICKNAMES ·          If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. ·          If Mike, Dave and John go out, … Continue reading

Texting and Tweeting for Seniors…

Not that I’m there (yet)…But a list for all those seniors who can’t remember what all the letters mean… ATD: At The Doctor’sBFF: Best Friend FartedBTW: Bring The WheelchairBYOT: Bring Your Own TeethCBM: Covered By MedicareCUATSC: See You At The … Continue reading

Oopsie…

They say a picture is worth a thousand words… These are worth a chuckle or two also… It’s been ONE of those weeks (H/T Aepilot Jim) Doh… Aw Crap… Oh S**T…. One note- This does show how tough an AV-8B … Continue reading

A little humor…

Ya just gotta love Photoshop… Now if somebody in Arizona had some balls (and translated this into Spanish)… The Veterinarian- 

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope … Continue reading

Why Engineers Don’t Post Recipes…

Chocolate Chip Cookies: Ingredients: 1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten 2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3 3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite 4.) 236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride 5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11 6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11 7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of … Continue reading

Taglines…

For you ‘youngsters’ Taglines were things we used on posts and comments going back to BBS (we’re talking 1970s here) to identify people’s “beliefs” or as a “comment” on the world… These carried forward to the forums that started in … Continue reading

Gotta "Love" the Canucks…

They’re nuts… Just plain NUTS… 🙂 My only question is where did they hide the scuba tank??? … Continue reading

The Ant and the Grasshopper, new version…

A valid comparison??? Maybe so… OLD VERSION: The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances … Continue reading

Why ask why…

Well, I’m making a low pass through home, long enough to do laundry and back on the road… Some more oldies but goodies… 1. DON’T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON’T PET THE SWEATY THINGS. 2. ONE TEQUILA, TWO TEQUILA, … Continue reading