Since there are a bunch of these, I’m going to run them as a series on Mondays… You can see a lot by observing. Once out of control, problems can be difficult to correct. The seventh month of a pregnancy … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Marine Corps Rules: 1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one. 2. Decide to be aggressive enough, quickly enough. 3. Have a plan. 4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won’t work. 5. Be polite. Be … Continue reading
From the mil-email chain… ‘Somebody’ was up WAY to late… 🙂 -It’s impossible to tell if someone is really awake without close medical supervision. People can take cat naps with their eyes open without even being aware of it. (however, … Continue reading
With a ‘twist’… One wonders how many takes that took to succeed! 🙂 And this one is just downright funny… There was another one I saw a long time ago in a similar vein as an ‘egg timer’… 🙂 … Continue reading
Seen on Military Bases… Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases: “When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Sniper– You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism … Continue reading
The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The new element has been named Hillarium. The chemical symbol of Hillarium is Bs. Hillarium has no protons or electrons and thus has … Continue reading
Some funnies to start your week… I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. I changed my car horn to the sound of … Continue reading
Digging out from a week on the road… A good Irish joke- John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize … Continue reading
It really doesn’t… Unless you like your chicken greasy and gamy… But I did make a side comment that had a Yankee snorting coffee! “Down here Armadillo is also called Possum on the half shell.” His wife looked at he … Continue reading
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, “How many of… you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, … Continue reading