Seen on Military Bases… Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases: “When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine” “Sniper– You can run, but you’ll just die tired!” “Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume” “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism … Continue reading
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The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by investigators at a major U.S. research university. The new element has been named Hillarium. The chemical symbol of Hillarium is Bs. Hillarium has no protons or electrons and thus has … Continue reading
Some funnies to start your week… I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out. I changed my car horn to the sound of … Continue reading
Digging out from a week on the road… A good Irish joke- John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife !” That won him the top prize … Continue reading
It really doesn’t… Unless you like your chicken greasy and gamy… But I did make a side comment that had a Yankee snorting coffee! “Down here Armadillo is also called Possum on the half shell.” His wife looked at he … Continue reading
A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, “How many of… you love your husband?” All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, … Continue reading
Figured I’d do some mid-week funnies… A little humor for hump day… I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you’re naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. … Continue reading
I was going to go off on the screwed up ‘bombing’ campaign, but it’s not worth it… If you REALLY want to stop ISIS, why are you bombing empty buildings in the middle of the night??? Just asking… Why Teachers … Continue reading
How important does a person have to be before he is considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a … Continue reading
A week’s worth… SUNDAY Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat’s milk was used. She … Continue reading