Hussar’s Laws part 6

Posted on by January 31, 2015
  • Love is blind but desire just doesn’t give a good goddamn.
  • Things are never as bad as they turn out to be.
  • You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you’d better have a big willy or huge boobs.
  • You shouldn’t compare yourself to others – they are more screwed up than you think.
  • Golf is a way of spoiling a good walk.
  • You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen.
  • Golf architects can’t play golf and they make damn sure no one else can.
  • Bad decisions make great stories.
  • Nothing sucks worse than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
  • If the world were a logical place, men would be the one who ride side saddle.
  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
  • My weight is perfect for my height – which varies.
  • I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
  • The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
  • Is it me – or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?
  • Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco
  • If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.
  • Never miss a good chance to shut up
  • If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Comments

Hussar’s Laws part 6 — 13 Comments

  1. Good way to start a Monday morning, thanks for the chuckles.

  2. #3 should have a corralary about the correct sex for those items.

    I mean, there are some guys with massive Moobs (Bobs?) that wouldn’t do them a lick of good if they didn’t have charm.

    Jus sayin.

  3. 1. Love just sucks. I am no good at it. Give too much, they take too much. Give too little, they move on. Have any type of emotions or “feelings”…they run away. Men are too complicated. I give up. I think they prefer blow up dolls.

    2. You right. Things can get worse.

    3. Seriously? LOL. My case in point to number 1. A man had to write this. And now I should take my chance to shut up.

  5. j.r.- You’re welcome!

    Joe- LOL, true!

    Fargo- Well, I can’t actually say I disagree with you… 😀

    B- True dat…

  6. Old NFO, why did you and I have to be born impossibly good looking instead of filthy rich? Sometimes life isn’t fair.

  7. Corollary to realizing your argument is wrong:

    In a family argument, if it turns out that you are right, apologize at once!

  8. A fair fight gives the other guys to much of a chance. I wish I knew where the myth of American’s fighting fair came from. We invented Stealth attack jets. He bushwhacked Yamato. We purposely fought the Indians at night. We issued shotguns in WW1. Hell, General Washington crossed the Delaware at night, in a snow storm on Christmas.

  9. Thank you for adding The Last Tradition yo your blod roll. I did Add you to mine.

  10. LL- Who knows, who knows…

    Euripides- LOL, especially if arguing with the wife, right?

    SPE- Good points all! 🙂

  13. “Golf architects can’t play golf and they make damn sure no one else can.”

    As an EX golfer I can attest to the truth of this one.. 😛