• There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you’re pretty much doomed.
• There are no stupid questions; but here are a lot of inquisitive idiots
• If the enemy is in range, so are you.
• Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons.
• Never trade luck for skill.
• You get what you inspect not expect.
• No plan survives first contact with the enemy.
• Live each day like it’s your last. One day you’ll get it right.
• Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
• Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach that same person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks.
• He who hesitates is probably right.
• If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
• Birds of a feather flock together and then shit on your car.
• An expert is like a eunuch in a harem – someone who knows all about it but can’t do anything about it.
• Anything worth doing is worth doing in excess.
• Husar’s rule of Life: You have two chances, slim and none (and slim just left town).
• Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig.
• A leader should not get too far in front of his troops or he will get shot in the

ass.

19. If it looks too good to be true, it is too good to be true.
20. Common sense and common knowledge are the two most uncommon things in

the world