On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year. This is upsetting news to me … I had no idea I was … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
But true too… Not that ‘I’ ever did anything like that, or knew anybody that did… Nope… Never… 🙂 … Continue reading
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Golf is the art of playing fetch with yourself. Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. On the internet you can be anything you want. … Continue reading
I think you’ll enjoy this. Whoever wrote it could have been my next door neighbor because it totally described my childhood to a ‘T.’ Hope you enjoy it. Black and White (Under age 40? You won’t understand.) You could hardly … Continue reading
In the daily battle between you and the world, bet on the world. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber doesn’t start with a “4” Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap; life is expensive. Always … Continue reading
Some real groaners… The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death. I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I … Continue reading
Some times all one can do is laugh… And other times all one can do is shake their heads in wonder… Anyone that thinks the left isn’t out to get us, REALLY needs to take off the rose colored glasses, … Continue reading
There has always been, and always will be infighting between the fighter drivers, and the rest of naval aviation… 😀 Sir, I am DJ Bxxx and I would appreciate it if you could tell me what It takes to be … Continue reading
This one came over the transom from the mil-email group… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. … Continue reading
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation. BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles. BULIMIA: Retched excess. CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence. CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders … Continue reading