This one came over the transom from the mil-email group… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America. ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation. BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles. BULIMIA: Retched excess. CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence. CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders … Continue reading
Well, after the response to my post on Sunday, I figured I owe y’all an explanation… That was actually posted as a humorous post… Yes, I am retiring (again) the end of the year, but I’ve already decided where to … Continue reading
Yes, a few of us old farts actually DO know how to fix things, and grow things, and do all kinds of work with our hands that seems to have escaped the capabilities of the younger generations… I will admit … Continue reading
Tired of the BS, didn’t want to rant, so an oldie but a goody… How “Aviators” came about Aviators come from a secret society formed around a thousand years ago. They are warriors and below is the proof. A little … Continue reading
Snerk… Nuff said… … Continue reading
The last ones… Teamwork is essential; it gives them someone else to shoot at. We are not retreating, we are advancing in a different direction. I’ve learned that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. 80% of the people … Continue reading
It’s lonely at the top but you eat better. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & … Continue reading
DO NOT CONNECT TO THE INTERNET FROM 12:01 AM GMT ON APR. 1 TO 12:01 AM GMT, APR. 2 !! *** Attention ***It’s that time again! As many of you know, each year the Internet must be shut down for … Continue reading
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $4500 per month. My grandpa starting walking five miles a day when he was 60. … Continue reading