Smart Asses…

From the mil-email net…-Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter the pretty girl said “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard” replied the male clerk … Continue reading

Christmas Humor…

Got a laugh out of this one…Of course the Feds stepped in…Now his sleigh is in forfeiture proceedings, and will come up for auction in the next 180 days….watch for the auction ads! The Administration is trying to figure out … Continue reading

Oops…

                 Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:              “Windows frozen”                   Husband texts back:       “Pour some lukewarm water … Continue reading

Geography…

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone … Continue reading

Surviving Thanksgiving, with a twist…

How to survive Thanksgiving at your liberal relatives…by Joel B. Pollak  As a public service to our readers, and as a gesture towards civility in our national discourse, we offer the following how-to-guide for surviving Thanksgiving dinner at the home of … Continue reading

Theoreticians vs. Engineers…

There was this male theoretical PHD, on a cruise ship in the Caribbean for the first time. It was wonderful, the experience of his life. He was being waited on hand an foot. But, it did not last. A Hurricane came up unexpectedly. … Continue reading

Redneck Engineer Exam…

A little humor to offset all the BS going on… 🙂1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks … Continue reading

Turning the Tables…

Funny, but even funnier if this actually got published… Supposedly from a little old Brit lady to her bank…Dear  Sir:I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month.By my … Continue reading

A Funny…

I’m tired of all the negative stuff, so a funny for your Saturday! While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the Restaurant, and resumed their trip.   When leaving, the elderly … Continue reading