A little ‘humor’…

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe.After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor..So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare … Continue reading

For my flogging, er… golfing friends…

I’m going with humor today, “I” need it…And these are the ‘other’ birdies I shoot (actually probably a better chance with these than a real one)… sighSOME GOLF FACTS YOU MAY NOT KNOW1. 125,000 golf balls a year are hit … Continue reading

40 Things…

“WE” should have learned by now…1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.3. Going to church doesn’t make you a … Continue reading

Happy hic.. New Year…

One wonders how many were feeling like this when they woke up this morning…Y’all have a good day, I’m gonna be watching football! ūüôā … Continue reading

Twas the Night before Christmas…

A few different versions…¬†HO HO HO!¬†T’was the night before Christmas – Old Santa was pissed¬†He cussed out the elves and threw down his list¬†Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks¬†I have a good mind to scrap the whole works¬†I’ve busted my … Continue reading

Santa is a WOMAN???

YMMV on this one…I think Santa Claus is a woman….¬†I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he’s a she.¬†Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have … Continue reading

Smart Asses…

From the mil-email net…-Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter the pretty girl said “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard” replied the male clerk … Continue reading

Christmas Humor…

Got a laugh out of this one…Of course the Feds stepped in…Now his sleigh is in forfeiture proceedings, and will come up for auction in the next 180 days….watch for the auction ads! The Administration is trying to figure out … Continue reading

Oops…

¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†Wife texts husband on a cold winter‚Äôs morning:¬†¬† ¬† ¬†¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† “Windows frozen” ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† ¬† Husband texts back:¬† ¬† ¬† ¬†“Pour some¬†lukewarm water … Continue reading