Another one from the mil-email… This one is SOOOO true… If you remember when health insurance was optional, you are an old fart. If you are polite to strangers, you are an old fart. If you’ve ever changed a typewriter … Continue reading
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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in … Continue reading
Another one from the Mil-email… Pretty damn funny…(attributed to Memphis Earlene Gray with help from Uncle Plunky) 1. Most blues begin “woke up this morning.” 2. “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the … Continue reading
A little humor for your Friday! 🙂 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman2 Japanese men … Continue reading
A little humo(u)r for your Sunday… To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to … Continue reading
Since we’re coming up on Christmas… Here’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume. Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . … Continue reading
This one came in over the transom from another ‘old fart’… In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t … Continue reading
An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” … Continue reading
Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A1. None. They screw in a hot tub. A2. None. Somebody organizes a workshop on how to deal with darkness in your life. A3. 21, … Continue reading
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other … Continue reading