Bumpersnickers…

Seen on Military Bases…

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases:
 
“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
 
“Sniper– You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
 
“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
 
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never SolvedAnything.”
 
”U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
 
“U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”
 
“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
 
“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”
 
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
 
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775
 
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
 
“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”
 
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”  Done!
 
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
 
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support “
 
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
 
“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
 
“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”
…and finally
 
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the US military doesn’t have that problem.”
 
h/t JP

Comments

Bumpersnickers… — 11 Comments

  1. Reference the last one: We know we haven’t made a difference.

  2. Don’t let Dumbocrat Traitor Feinstein see these. She will throw a huge shit fit, then whine about how our military is being mean to our sworn enemies.

  3. The problem with the bumpersnickers is that none of them are jokes. Progressive people will never understand ANY of them.

  4. Drifter- You DO have a point…

    WSF- sure… sure… 🙂

    Rev- That they are!

    Scottie- That she will!

    LL- No they aren’t, and you’re right understanding and comprehension is beyond them!

  5. Hey Old NFO;

    Those are good, I have a couple of them on my toolbox at work. Those kind of stickers piss liberals off….Part of the reason I like them.

  6. “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

    I don’t know why, but that one makes me sad. Maybe because I have to teach the idiot children who are in college these days.