This is just for the ladies… everyone else can skip 🙂 I haven’t found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong Next mood swing: 6 minutes I’m in touch with my inner bitch Don’t … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
These came over the transom from the mil-email chain… Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why … Continue reading
Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD – At the Doctor * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW – Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM – Covered by Medicare * CUATSC … Continue reading
This one brings back a few… TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank While they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, … Continue reading
These came over the transom from the mil-email string… Rev beat me to it on Friday, HERE, but I still don’t have anything better to offer… sigh WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION??? … Continue reading
I was going to put up a rant, but decided, what the hell, humor is MUCH better for the BP! Enjoy… If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called … Continue reading
Anybody remember flame wars??? I found this while searching for another file… From the mid-90s… THIS IS A FLAME Dear [ ] asshole [ ] fag [ ] ignorant snot [ ] prick [ ] nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] … Continue reading
The king wanted to go fishing. He called on the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days, … Continue reading
Since I’m still on meds from the surgery, got these from the mil e-mail string… HOW TO BE POLITICALLY CORRECT WITH WOMEN IN THE MODERN WORLD She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE she is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT She is not a … Continue reading
Was an optimist… From the mil E-mail chain. 🙂 Murphy’s tech laws Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the … Continue reading