‘Somebody’ had WAY too much time on their hands… ‘Twas No Hope Before Christmas: ‘Twas the night before Christmas, when in the White House, Not a creature was spinning, not even Josh Earnest’s mouth; The pantsuits were hung by the … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Bumper snickers!!!! * Horn broken. Watch for finger. * Keep honking…I’m reloading. * Your kid may be an honors student, but you’re still an idiot. * All generalizations are false. * Cover me. I’m changing lanes. * I brake for … Continue reading
This one came over the transom via the milemail net… HORROR MOVIE SURVIVAL -If the house you’re living in tells you to “GO AWAY” do so immediately. -Never take a bath or shower with a maniac/spirit/demon/creature in the house. -When … Continue reading
YOU’RE AN 80’S CHILD IF… -You had a crush on one of the New Kids on the Block members. -You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off. -You wore a banana clip or one of … Continue reading
A paraprosdokian is a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected and oft times very humorous. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive. I … Continue reading
With Abbott and Costello… COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America . ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible Times. It’s 5.6%. COSTELLO: That many people are out of work? ABBOTT: No, that’s 23%. COSTELLO: You just said 5.6%. … Continue reading
h/t JP … Continue reading
Tired of the political mud slinging??? Iam… A little Rodney Dangerfield from back in the day… He’d never be allowed to get away with this today, nor would Don Rickles, or Jackie Mason… But they all made a ‘living’ so … Continue reading
So there you are, drinking your first PSL (ahem, that’s Pumpkin Spice Latte) of the season. But wait. What I’m about to tell you could rock your Starbucks-loving world: The coffee drink that makes you feel like you’re eating liquid … Continue reading
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION: Procreation without recreation. BOOKCASE: A piece of furniture used in America to house bowling trophies and Elvis collectibles. BULIMIA: Retched excess. CHIC: Considered smart without the deadening implication of intelligence. CLIQUE: A group of insiders who greet outsiders … Continue reading