FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now! Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
In lieu of yet another rant, how about a ‘new’ Achmed the dead terrorist, with Jeff Dunham? Get it now, before the leftists decide (insert wrong whatever here) isn’t politically correct/racist/something ism/etc… h/t JP … Continue reading
So you get humor… Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was a $100 bill her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the … Continue reading
This is ONE way to get rid of Pelosi… Via the mil email net and some others 🙂 Unattributed, but why not… WASHINGTON (AP) – at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of … Continue reading
This is just for the ladies… everyone else can skip 🙂 I haven’t found Mr Right, but I have found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy and Mr Wrong Next mood swing: 6 minutes I’m in touch with my inner bitch Don’t … Continue reading
These came over the transom from the mil-email chain… Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor….. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why … Continue reading
Now Seniors have their own texting codes: * ATD – At the Doctor * BFF – Best Friends Funeral * BTW – Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM – Covered by Medicare * CUATSC … Continue reading
This one brings back a few… TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930’s, 40’s, and 50’s !! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or drank While they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, … Continue reading
These came over the transom from the mil-email string… Rev beat me to it on Friday, HERE, but I still don’t have anything better to offer… sigh WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A JOKE WITH A RHETORICAL QUESTION??? … Continue reading
I was going to put up a rant, but decided, what the hell, humor is MUCH better for the BP! Enjoy… If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Would a fly without wings be called … Continue reading