Hopefully everyone has ‘most’ of their shopping done…
Made the mistake of going downtown yesterday to send some stuff out, geez, what a madhouse! Traffic, full parking lots, and grumpy people. I got in, did what I needed to, and got the hell out.
Anyhoo, here’s some Christmas ‘cheer’ for you!
Three pilots died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said, ‘You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven’
The Air Force pilot fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter..
He flicked it on. ‘It’s a candle’, he said.
‘It did make light; you may pass through the pearly gates’ Saint Peter said.
The Army pilot reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, ‘They’re bells.’
Saint Peter said, ‘they had a ring to them, you may pass through the pearly gates’.
The Navy aviator started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women’s panties..
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, ‘And just what do those symbolize?’
He replied, ‘These are Carols’.
And So The Christmas Season Begins…