This is ONE way to get rid of Pelosi…

Via the mil email net and some others 🙂

Unattributed, but why not…

WASHINGTON (AP) – at 12:15pm today President Trump disclosed that he has reached an agreement with Enrique Pena Nieto, President of Mexico, which
provides for the sale of substantially all of the State of California to the country of Mexico. President Trump noted that this deal, which he claims “is his largest real estate deal ever” is a win-win for everyone involved.

One of the benefits he says he will highlight during a prime time address from the oval office later this evening, will include using the proceeds received by the US from Mexico to 1) pay for the Wall (fulfilling yet another campaign promise), a wall which
will now include the length of the eastern boarder of California,  2) fund all the infrastructure spending in the remaining 49 states and 3) pay to relocate the 67 Republicans that currently reside in California. He also noted that Federal money saved from the reduction of California citizens on US social programs will allow those social programs to be cash positive in less than 3 years. 

Mexican President Nieto announced that he has already introduced a bill to the Mexican Congress asking to change his country’s name to MexiCal. 

Other benefits President Trump intends to discuss during this evening’s prime time  address include:
• California will now be able to act as a sanctuary state within MexiCal noting that there is much more room for the refugees who will find the climate in the State of California more desirable than the climate in US cities such as NYC, Detroit or Chicago. 
• The elimination of the existing border between Mexico and California will allow drugs to flow more freely between Mexico and the users in Hollywood. Drug tunnel diggers at the Tijuana boarder will now be able to use their skills to dig tunnels under Los Angeles to help ease congestion in that city and allow rioters to move about the city’s universities more freely.
• The U.S. taxpayer will no longer be on the hook for any future disaster relief required once the next megaquake hits California.
• The space in the Capitol and other DC buildings vacated by representatives of California will be fumigated and turned into “time-out rooms” for the press as well as Liberty Centers where US citizens can meet with their congressmen to discuss the pursuit of economic freedom.
• Nancy Pelosi released a statement stating that she looks forward to making the Mexican President’s life miserable and prefers the year round weather in Mexico City to that of DC. Her office has already announced a schedule of fund raising activities for what is believed to be an upcoming campaign to run for President of MexiCal.

The exact northern border of the new MexiCal is still under negotiation. Apparently the White House is concerned that certain members of congress may be unwilling to give  up California’s wine country and are suggesting that the northern border align with the north end of the Golden Gate Bridge.

California residents will be issued special blue cards to cross the border into the US so that the total number of California liberals entering the US can be tracked and at any point in time not exceed predetermined levels. Residents that remain in California after the effective date of the sale will not be allowed to seek refugee status in the US in the future. 

Mexican President Nieto stated he is thrilled with the deal and is looking forward to declaring Spanish the national language for his newly acquired territory and opening SSL (Spanish as a second language) schools throughout California. He also noted that funding for the transaction would come from the Mexican drug cartels, which have agreed to provide low interest loans to Mexico so long as they are allowed to move their cash out of Switzerland and the Cayman Islands back into Mexico tax free. He also said he considers the fact that a Disney park will now be located within his country an added bonus.


Snerk… — 16 Comments

  1. Sounds like a plan to me. If Cali wants to become a sanctuary state, let them. On their own dime. Our Federal laws should be enforced, not ignored. Gives every illegal alien an opportunity to live in America but allowing the other 49 to be free from them. And if the illegal decides to change their mind, requiring becoming a legal U.S. citizen is a fair deal.

    I know its sarcasm, but there is a lot of element of truth for me in the above.

    • NOT to be nit icky but ‘Babs’ is already gone – she was replaced by kamalaharris last year.
      You are otherwise spot on in agreeing with the basic concept.
      I’d go even further until the project is finalized: pull every single federal LEO out of the state – if they don’t want to have a federal law enforced then they must have concerns with all federal laws.

    • Of whom only one of the three is a Californian.

      We’d love to send them back where they came from too; it sure as hell isn’t California.

      Babs is from NYFC, and Pelosi is pure Balti-moron.
      So I hope you’ll be selling those two city’s home states back to Britain at the same time. Throw in the District of Columbia as a cherry on the cupcake.

  2. Copied & pasted it, then sent it on to my uber lib brother as a real news story. Waiting for the eruption to come out of Massachusetts. (Taxachusetts??)

  3. And as another plus, without Cali’s electoral votes, the Democrats can kiss goodbye their chances of ever electing another President.

    Wave bye-bye, kiddos.

    • Agree totally on the electoral votes – the dems always start with a 55 vote head start…………..;-(

  4. They need to plant RFID chips under the skin of each liberal blue card holder who is allowed into Free America so that they’re more easily tracked. My suggestion would be that they are embedded near the heart of each visitor – but liberal hearts are 8 sizes too small and are very difficult to find. So too of the brains.

  5. Listen here, now I say listen here son …

    Which one of you will collect the rent from the Mexican boarder?

    Boy’s got a heart as the big outdoors and a brain the size of a peanut. (Could not resist the Foghorn Leghorn pun.)

    Follow with emerald cards for Portland and greater Seattle, and ship them south also.

  6. California only gets to keep the blue counties. Period.

    And no immigration, please, unless the immigrant is not registered as a Democrat.

  7. More Hyuk yuk jackassery from the ignoratti.

    Firstly, Mexico would try to pay off in heroin, cocaine, and weed.

    Cut loose from the U.S., CA would be a republic in about a heartbeat.

    Less than that if y’all’d take your toothless banjo-playing kinfolk back into your bossom, and relieve Califrutopia of the current burden of hordes of welfare bums from the other 49, which is why with 10% of the country’s population we have half the illegal aliens (thanks to 98 other senators’ and 390 other congressmen’s total unconcern) and 33% of those on welfare. (Say, where are John McCrazy, Lindsay Grahmanesty, and Marco Screwyoubio elected from? Just curious…)

    Illinois gets partial dispensation, for sending us John Wayne and Ronald Reagan. The rest of you stay on The List unless you can come up with something at least worth that much. All we gave you was a boy from San Bernardino CA named George S. Patton. So I think we’re still ahead on points there.

    Mexicans would find themselves about as welcome here as they did in 1850.

    And while we’re bitching about Pelosi, I was just wondering…when will folks back east be moving her back to Baltimore MD, from whence she hails, being the archtypical Balti-moron?

    Suffering the unapologetic envy of most of the country because your weather sucks is bad enough, but sending us your retarded relations, and then trying to blame us for them being retarded, is beyond ridiculous.

    Best wishes when they come back home. We might miss them, but our aim is improving.