Busy with stuff, so you get humor… Will Rogers died in a plane crash in 1935, but many of the things he said never grow old. – Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. – There are two … Continue reading
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Snerk… Q: How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a Facebook group? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing light … Continue reading
Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12-gauge semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway. I left 9 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business. While I was gone, the mailman … Continue reading
So you get humor… Mary Poppins was traveling home, but due to worsening weather, she decided to stop at a hotel for the night. She approached the receptionist and asked for a room for the night. “Certainly madam,” he replied … Continue reading
Humor??? Or way too close to the truth? The Lone Ranger No Longer Rides – in California. The Lone Ranger was arrested in Lone Pine, California for the crime of illegally transferring silver bullets. The famed masked man had just … Continue reading
Another one from over the transom from the mil email net… Fractured fairy tales… Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. ******************** Mary had … Continue reading
So you get humor… Useful Aviation Terms AIRSPEED – Speed of an airplane. (Deduct 25% when listening to a retired fighter pilot.) BANK – The folks who hold the lien on most pilots’ cars. CARBURETOR ICING – A phenomenon reported … Continue reading
The nicest thing about the future is . . .. That it always starts tomorrow. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail. 3.. If you don’t have a sense of humor, you … Continue reading
Got these over the transom from an old shipmate… 🙂 Top 10 Things I Hate About Star Trek 10. Noisy doors. You can’t walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building … Continue reading
You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish. To write with a broken pencil is pointless. I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool . … Continue reading