Times are hard…

My new yard sign… Nuff said… Actually it’s illegal in most states to FIRE a warning shot anyway… … Continue reading

PARAPROSDOKIANS…

Winston Churchill loved them!  They are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence, or phrase, is surprising or, unexpected. They are frequently humorous. 1.    Where there’s a will, I want to be in it. 2. The … Continue reading

New Rules for Old Farts…

Another one from the mil-email… This one is SOOOO true… If you remember when health insurance was optional, you are an old fart. If you are polite to strangers, you are an old fart. If you’ve ever changed a typewriter … Continue reading

A Little Humor…

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.  After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in … Continue reading

How to sing the Blues…

Another one from the Mil-email… Pretty damn funny…(attributed to Memphis Earlene Gray with help from Uncle Plunky)                 1.  Most blues begin “woke up this morning.”                 2.  “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the … Continue reading

The Island…

A little humor for your Friday! 🙂 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman2 Japanese men … Continue reading

A Message from the Queen…

A little humo(u)r for your Sunday… To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to … Continue reading

Calories…

Since we’re coming up on Christmas… Here’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume. Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . … Continue reading

A little "humor" for your Friday…

This one came in over the transom from another ‘old fart’… In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t … Continue reading

A Little Humor…

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” … Continue reading