Calories…

Since we’re coming up on Christmas… Here’s the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume. Beating around the bush. . . . . . . . .75Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . … Continue reading

A little "humor" for your Friday…

This one came in over the transom from another ‘old fart’… In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that plastic bags weren’t good for the environment. The woman apologized to her and explained, “We didn’t … Continue reading

A Little Humor…

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” … Continue reading

A Little Humor…

Q. How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?    A1.  None.  They screw in a hot tub.    A2.  None.  Somebody organizes a workshop on how to deal with darkness in your life.    A3.  21, … Continue reading

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.  In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other … Continue reading

Simple Home Remedies…

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP. 2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK. 3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ … Continue reading

Military ‘Humor’…

Three men are sitting stiffly side by side on a long commercial flight.  After they’re airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice: “Admiral, United States … Continue reading

Murphy’s OTHER Laws…

A few more to add to the collection… 1. Light travels faster than sound…which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing … Continue reading

Men are just happier…

This one is gonna piss a few readers off 🙂 NICKNAMES ·          If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. ·          If Mike, Dave and John go out, … Continue reading

Texting and Tweeting for Seniors…

Not that I’m there (yet)…But a list for all those seniors who can’t remember what all the letters mean… ATD: At The Doctor’sBFF: Best Friend FartedBTW: Bring The WheelchairBYOT: Bring Your Own TeethCBM: Covered By MedicareCUATSC: See You At The … Continue reading