Who would have though…

You just CAN’T make stuff like this up…

We ARE truly living in the twilight zone…


Who would have though… — 14 Comments

  1. And you’d believe a guy who jumped out of perfectly good airplanes while the engines still worked? Paratrooper landed on his head at least once. 🙂

  2. The scary bit is that it’s only May! Just have to wonder what else 2020 has in reserve to throw at us next…

    • You’ve doomed us all.

      We are going to be invaded by space aliens, and will need to call on experts in ’80s and ’90s manga and anime.

      The planet will start vomiting exotic compounds with strange esoteric effects like animating the dead, mutating small creatures into giant monsters, and causing crystalline growths in humans. There hasn’t been a real new Command and Conquer out in eight years, so our junior officers will be woefully unprepared.

      And we will fight and win a nuclear war against everyone, and their little dogs too.

  3. Worse yet, we’re accepting commentary from a guy who’s been dead for … oh, never mind. Pass me a Dos Equis, and we’ll call it square. 🙂

  4. The taco trucks and bicycle vendors are working and it’s business with a mask.

  5. OK, NOW I understand why some folks needed all that toilet paper!