And you’d believe a guy who jumped out of perfectly good airplanes while the engines still worked? Paratrooper landed on his head at least once. 🙂
I still have Modelo.
The scary bit is that it’s only May! Just have to wonder what else 2020 has in reserve to throw at us next…
You’ve doomed us all.
We are going to be invaded by space aliens, and will need to call on experts in ’80s and ’90s manga and anime.
The planet will start vomiting exotic compounds with strange esoteric effects like animating the dead, mutating small creatures into giant monsters, and causing crystalline growths in humans. There hasn’t been a real new Command and Conquer out in eight years, so our junior officers will be woefully unprepared.
And we will fight and win a nuclear war against everyone, and their little dogs too.
Murder Hornets!
Worse yet, we’re accepting commentary from a guy who’s been dead for … oh, never mind. Pass me a Dos Equis, and we’ll call it square. 🙂
🙂
He’s not dead.
He’s in the Twilight Zone.
I recall some song lyrics that included this:
One foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
On the upside, the Mexican restaurants here opened yesterday!
I’m going salsa dancing tonight.
All- Thanks for the comments… Tole- Shaddap!
Posted from my iPhone.
The taco trucks and bicycle vendors are working and it’s business with a mask.
All the taco trucks and liquor stores are open here. We will survive!
OK, NOW I understand why some folks needed all that toilet paper!
And you’d believe a guy who jumped out of perfectly good airplanes while the engines still worked? Paratrooper landed on his head at least once. 🙂
I still have Modelo.
The scary bit is that it’s only May! Just have to wonder what else 2020 has in reserve to throw at us next…
You’ve doomed us all.
We are going to be invaded by space aliens, and will need to call on experts in ’80s and ’90s manga and anime.
The planet will start vomiting exotic compounds with strange esoteric effects like animating the dead, mutating small creatures into giant monsters, and causing crystalline growths in humans. There hasn’t been a real new Command and Conquer out in eight years, so our junior officers will be woefully unprepared.
And we will fight and win a nuclear war against everyone, and their little dogs too.
Murder Hornets!
Worse yet, we’re accepting commentary from a guy who’s been dead for … oh, never mind. Pass me a Dos Equis, and we’ll call it square. 🙂
🙂
He’s not dead.
He’s in the Twilight Zone.
I recall some song lyrics that included this:
One foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
On the upside, the Mexican restaurants here opened yesterday!
I’m going salsa dancing tonight.
All- Thanks for the comments… Tole- Shaddap!
Posted from my iPhone.
The taco trucks and bicycle vendors are working and it’s business with a mask.
All the taco trucks and liquor stores are open here. We will survive!
OK, NOW I understand why some folks needed all that toilet paper!