There are days, and then there are DAYS… This is gonna be one of them. Behind from the git go, and just not making any progress on any front… So you get humor… … Continue reading
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Random things to ponder about… – Sweet meats are candy, but sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. – Quicksand works slowly. – Why do eggs come in flimsy paper cartons, and batteries come in packages only a chainsaw can open? … Continue reading
Better than the news cycle… Oops… A time keeper at a factory is in charge of blowing the whistle for the lunch break at noon. When it’s almost noon he looks at his watch and right when it strikes 12pm he … Continue reading
We all need that right now… The devil whispered to me, “I’m coming for you.” I whispered back, … Continue reading
So you get ‘toons… Branco and Ramirez nail it, as usual!!! … Continue reading
Sorry, apparently the server burped again… Nuff said… … Continue reading
On the shelf, Texas style… And if you’re wondering ‘what’ the elf is doing, it’s ‘assisting’ a cow to deliver. Soooo… To be correct, this would be at 0300, in the freezing rain, in the middle of a muddy pasture… … Continue reading
Except I’ve been busy writing… So you get humor MURPHY’S OTHER 15 LAWS… Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax … Continue reading
This one came from the mil email string… Government observations… ‘If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.’ -Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member … Continue reading