A right and a wrong way… Oil Change instructions for Women : 1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee. 3) 15 minutes later, write … Continue reading →

Random things to ponder about… – Sweet meats are candy, but sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. – Quicksand works slowly. – Why do eggs come in flimsy paper cartons, and batteries come in packages only a chainsaw can open? … Continue reading →

Better than the news cycle… Oops… A time keeper at a factory is in charge of blowing the whistle for the lunch break at noon. When it’s almost noon he looks at his watch and right when it strikes 12pm he … Continue reading →

On the shelf, Texas style… And if you’re wondering ‘what’ the elf is doing, it’s ‘assisting’ a cow to deliver. Soooo… To be correct, this would be at 0300, in the freezing rain, in the middle of a muddy pasture… … Continue reading →