Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 12-gauge semi-auto shotgun right in the doorway. I left 9 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.
While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail; the boy across the street mowed the yard; a girl walked her dog down the street; and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of my house.
After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. Imagine that! It hadn’t moved itself. It certainly hadn’t killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so. In fact, it hadn’t even loaded itself. How weird!
Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill people.
Either the media is wrong, or I’m in possession of the laziest gun in the world.
The United States is third in murders throughout the World. But if you take out just four cities, i.e., Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is fourth from the bottom, in the entire world, for murders!
Do you like facts? These four Cities have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. All four of these cities are controlled by Democrats. Just imagine if you were to subtract out St. Louis, Baltimore, New Orleans and Detroit, all politically Democrat enclaves!
The USA might otherwise be the safest place on earth!
It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this factual data – right?
Well, I’m off to check on my spoons. I hear they’re making people fat.
In other news, there are some arguments about shot placement…