Net humor…

Tired of the Debbie Downer posts… So you get humor. 🙂

~ What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?

~ If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?

~ Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?

~ Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?

~ Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

~ Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty

~ The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.

~ Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper and scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

~ 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

~ Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

~ The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.

~ If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.

~ Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

~ If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.

~ If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”. (It does fall on a Tuesday)

~ 100 years ago a twenty dollar bill and a twenty dollar gold piece were interchangeable.  Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town.  The twenty dollar gold piece will still do that.

I’m sure y’all can add a few to these… LOL


Comments

Net humor… — 12 Comments

    • It is only pronounced as a V when preceded by a vowel.

      Here’s one to add: When you shower, what is the first thing you wash? What is the last thing you wash?

  1. “Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.” There is a LOT of truth to this! Oxidative stress is one of the main suspects in cell death. And if you want to speed up the process, just breathe pure oxygen on a SCUBA dive and go below 33 feet!
    “The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.” I think it has to be not only upside down but backwards as well, doesn’t it? 🙂

  2. In the theme of your expired poison consideration…

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    Women and bacon are the same, they both kill men…slowly
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    Said with a grin from a guy that Loves women and bacon…

    MSG Grumpy

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