Tired of the Debbie Downer posts… So you get humor. 🙂
~ What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
~ If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
~ Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
~ Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
~ Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
~ Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty
~ The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
~ Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper and scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
~ 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
~ Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
~ The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
~ If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
~ Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
~ If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
~ If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”. (It does fall on a Tuesday)
~ 100 years ago a twenty dollar bill and a twenty dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The twenty dollar gold piece will still do that.
I’m sure y’all can add a few to these… LOL