Tired of the Debbie Downer posts… So you get humor. 🙂
~ What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
~ If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
~ Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
~ Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?
~ Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.
~ Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty
~ The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.
~ Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper and scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
~ 100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
~ Your future self is watching you right now through memories.
~ The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had two years to live in 1953 are probably dead.
~ If you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them.
~ Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.
~ If you rip a hole in a net, there are actually fewer holes in it than there were before.
~ If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we’ll just call it “2’s Day”. (It does fall on a Tuesday)
~ 100 years ago a twenty dollar bill and a twenty dollar gold piece were interchangeable. Either one would buy a new suit, new shoes and a night on the town. The twenty dollar gold piece will still do that.
I’m sure y’all can add a few to these… LOL
“Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V?”
That is how we call it in Spanish.
From George Carlin: Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
Miguel- I know… sigh And Hawaiians pronounce it as V…
NRW- Oldie but a goody!
It is only pronounced as a V when preceded by a vowel.
Here’s one to add: When you shower, what is the first thing you wash? What is the last thing you wash?
And why don’t pasta and antipasti cancel out?
110 years ago, having and driving a car was pretty much an expensive hobby. Horses were the backbone of off-rail transport.
Now, of course….
Thanks, I needed that.
fun stuff…
PK- Really??? sigh…
CM- Excellent point!
Brig- You’re welcome!
“Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.” There is a LOT of truth to this! Oxidative stress is one of the main suspects in cell death. And if you want to speed up the process, just breathe pure oxygen on a SCUBA dive and go below 33 feet!
“The word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”.” I think it has to be not only upside down but backwards as well, doesn’t it? 🙂
In the theme of your expired poison consideration…
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Women and bacon are the same, they both kill men…slowly
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Said with a grin from a guy that Loves women and bacon…
MSG Grumpy
Thanks for the laughs