Snort…

These came over the transom from the Mil-email side… Military bumpersnickers… “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “U.S. Air Force – Travel … Continue reading →

Truth…

From a country mechanic… FARM LIFE OBSERVATIONS ON MECHANICS AND FARMING A dropped socket can run uphill. 7/16ths wrenches have legs. Measure 3 times; the first two measurements are always different. Any bolt bin always has one less of the … Continue reading →

Net humor…

I got nuthin’, so you get jokes… Doing the beta fixes from my beta readers. Government observations… ‘If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.’ Suppose you were an idiot.  … Continue reading →

A little humor…

Turkey day is coming! Get your rules out ahead of time… Don’t get in line asking questions about the food. “Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens … Continue reading →

Humor???

A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a famous Russian bovine breeder. The Russian tells him “I have many good animal. Here is Swedish bull, is born black colour, but colour turns white when … Continue reading →

ROTFLMAO!!!

Now we know the truth… I’ve been saying for ages that Keith Richards has been dead for ages, that they took his skin and stretched it over one of Disney’s finest animatronic robots and they dip it nightly in lanolin … Continue reading →

Clean humor…

You can even tell these in church… Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy … Continue reading →