Now we know the truth… I’ve been saying for ages that Keith Richards has been dead for ages, that they took his skin and stretched it over one of Disney’s finest animatronic robots and they dip it nightly in lanolin … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
You can even tell these in church… Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil. One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’ The other boy … Continue reading
THINGS WE LEARNED FROM THE MOVIES -If you try hard enough, you can outrun an explosion. -During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. -It is always possible to park directly outside … Continue reading
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later. I don’t have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don’t have a curfew. I have … Continue reading
In for a pound… Busy writing, so you get memes… Two good ones guaranteed to piss off ‘somebody’… … Continue reading
Women use and the ‘real’ meaning… (1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. This means your facts may be right but you are still … Continue reading
Another one from the mil email string… A LOT of these are true if you are ‘of an age’! Random thoughts from people our age… I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid neighborhood of your choice” routing option. More often … Continue reading
These came across the transom from the mil email net… And ‘somebody’ has been locked down WAY too long… Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home! I was just talking about this … Continue reading
With the Debbie Downer crap… What will be, will be. Ain’t a damn thing we can do about it until next year… So… Southern Ladies Two ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX … Continue reading
And a really bad joke… I don’t write ’em (most of the time), I just send them along on recycled electrons… A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun … Continue reading