These came over the transom from the Mil-email side…
Military bumpersnickers…
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
“U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
“U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”
“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil”
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”
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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?
Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???
Ever wonder why?
It’s because she smells like a new Truck…
I’ve seen many of those before, but it is nice to see them in a single post to appreciate them. Thanks sir !
The new truck thing is true. (so are the other bumper stickers)
Heh. Hubby had a t-shirt that said “Airborne: Death from Above”.
“It’s because she smells like a new Truck…”
Good one.
The Navy’s answer to personal violence is unchanged since the days of the Tun Tavern.
Send Marines:)
When in doubt ,240 out.
Warms my evil heart to imagine snowflakes reading those while stuck in traffic.
A Navy cook on Adak had a T-shirt that read, “Chow Line – Death from within”.
You all are in top form this am… bumper stickers… where can we get them? Other responses .. lift a glass, snort prior to drinking.
“24 empty tubes, a mushroom cloud, now it’s Miller time!”
“Trident, because any war that lasts more than 90 minutes is stupid.”
Minute Man-III. When it absolutely has to be vaporized within 30 minutes!
All- Thank you for the comments. Yes, Rev, I remember that mess crank… sigh
Hey Old NFO;
I remember those, LOL and the Leather Dress smell is totally accurate.
“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”
I still have a t-shirt with that on it.
Bob- LOL, yep!
Free- Yep, that works too! 🙂
“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
And drink $5 coffees with his/her nose three inches from their iPhone.
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support” My personal favorite. Troops in open,5 rounds, fire for effect!
FC1 Brandt USS John Young DD-973
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism…: I had a shirt like that once. On one occasion a man approached me, then stopped. My hair had covered the top. When he read it all he complimented me on it