Snort…

These came over the transom from the Mil-email side…

Military bumpersnickers…

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

“U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

“U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.

“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”

“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  A Little Recoil”

“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”

“A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

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Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?

It’s because she smells like a new Truck…


Comments

Snort… — 18 Comments

  1. I’ve seen many of those before, but it is nice to see them in a single post to appreciate them. Thanks sir !

  2. The Navy’s answer to personal violence is unchanged since the days of the Tun Tavern.

    Send Marines:)

  3. You all are in top form this am… bumper stickers… where can we get them? Other responses .. lift a glass, snort prior to drinking.

  4. “24 empty tubes, a mushroom cloud, now it’s Miller time!”

    “Trident, because any war that lasts more than 90 minutes is stupid.”

  5. “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
    And drink $5 coffees with his/her nose three inches from their iPhone.

  6. “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support” My personal favorite. Troops in open,5 rounds, fire for effect!
    FC1 Brandt USS John Young DD-973

  7. “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism…: I had a shirt like that once. On one occasion a man approached me, then stopped. My hair had covered the top. When he read it all he complimented me on it

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