These came over the transom from the Mil-email side…

Military bumpersnickers…

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”

“U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”

“U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents To Allah”

“Stop Global Whining”

“When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.

“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone – Marines Smile Back”

“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  A Little Recoil”

“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”

“Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“Machine Gunners – Accuracy By Volume”

“A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be The Peacemakers”


Did You Know This About Leather Dresses?

Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally???

Ever wonder why?

It’s because she smells like a new Truck…


Snort… — 18 Comments

  1. I’ve seen many of those before, but it is nice to see them in a single post to appreciate them. Thanks sir !

  2. Heh. Hubby had a t-shirt that said “Airborne: Death from Above”.

  3. The Navy’s answer to personal violence is unchanged since the days of the Tun Tavern.

    Send Marines:)

  4. You all are in top form this am… bumper stickers… where can we get them? Other responses .. lift a glass, snort prior to drinking.

  5. “24 empty tubes, a mushroom cloud, now it’s Miller time!”

    “Trident, because any war that lasts more than 90 minutes is stupid.”

    • Minute Man-III. When it absolutely has to be vaporized within 30 minutes!

  6. Hey Old NFO;

    I remember those, LOL and the Leather Dress smell is totally accurate.

  7. “My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”
    And drink $5 coffees with his/her nose three inches from their iPhone.

  8. “One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support” My personal favorite. Troops in open,5 rounds, fire for effect!
    FC1 Brandt USS John Young DD-973

  9. “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism…: I had a shirt like that once. On one occasion a man approached me, then stopped. My hair had covered the top. When he read it all he complimented me on it