Funnies…

These came across the transom from the mil email net…

And ‘somebody’ has been locked down WAY too long…

Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at  home!

I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my Pepsi, and we  all agreed that things are getting bad.

I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant! ln the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!

The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic … told me to just suck it up! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!

The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged, and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to pull myself together!”

We will survive!!

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    • The French are doing more to get their people out than ChinaJoe has, or will.

    • We have become France. Our leaders are feckless socialist morons with ugly wives, our military is great and powerful except for senior leaders who are feckless socialist morons, our nation is run from 2-3 big cities by people who hate the rest of us and are feckless socialist morons (who apparently think food magically appears in stores), and the people not in the big cities have almost gotten to the throat-cutting stage towards, well, feckless socialist morons.

  1. By now the dimensions of Biden’s foreign policy disaster in Afghanistan are clear to everyone. Dems know when you have lost CNN, you’ve everyone:
    It looks like President Potatohead has turned our closest allies against us. The US has lost a lot of respect from the rest of the world and has give China credibility.
    .
    Numerous members of the British Parliament SLAMMED Joe Biden this week in response to the catastrophe that he created in Afghanistan with his disastrous, and stupid pullout and handling of the situation.

    Members blamed Biden for the situation and shamed him for trying to cast blame on Trump as well as on others, including the Afghan Militarily calling hem “Cowards”. . Many of the members of NATO said that America’s image was seriously damaged around the world and the West could suffer greatly in the years to come because nations can no longer trust the USA to keep its promises.
    I’ll leave it to others to suggest just how bad this is.
    I fpor one would say that it’s worse than Bay of Pigs in 1961! Or Saigon in 1975! The bigger problem here goes beyond the headlines that will cause long term damage to our ability to lead in the rest of the world. The very thing on which Biden promised voters he would excel at , he failed at and failed MISERABLY!

    Visit the Biden web site where Biden brags about what he did would strength his position.

    There are many people that may not be as fond as Donald Trump as I am, ,but many other are, but in any case, Nobody can say that Donald Trump was ever accused of ANYTHING as bad as this!

    The issue is especially important as it concerns our NATO allies. Many nations joined the U.S. in Afghanistan after 2001 and a number of key allies still have troops in the country today such as France, and Great Britain. . They were all caught blind sided by the failure of Biden’s withdrawal policy. Among these NATO countries were many who criticized Trump’s strong arm tactics in the alliance and loudly welcomed Biden’s election

    Tom Tugendhat, who is a Member of Parliament of the United Kingdom who was a Veteran of the conflicts in Afghanistan and Iraq and chair of the Commons Foreign Affairs Committee, told The Independent earlier this week: “Blame Shifting in the face of the disaster that is Afghanistan today is Extraordinary.”
    Armin Laschet, Merkel’s choice for successor in Germany: “It’s the BIGGEST DEBACLE that NATO has suffered since its creation.”
    Britain’s former Prime Minister Tony Blair called Biden withdrawal “IMBECILIC”

    Following Biden’s Self-Serving speech on the situation in Afghanistan Britain’s Simon Clarke posted this on Social Media: “The more you reflect, the more you realize the speech that President Biden gave last night was GROTESQUE

    All the while Joe Biden insists that “No Foreign Leaders Are Criticizing his decision”.
    Another sign that he is both unfit for office and out of touch with reality!
    And yet Biden says…: “I have seen no question of our credibility from our allies around the world.”

    What nation will co-operate with the United States in the future should it become necessary to undertake another NATO mission? The damage is real and will last for many years. Biden was supposed to be the President who would save the country from the Big Bad, Orange Man….. and instead has created it’s worst crisis since the Bay of Pigs.
    What Biden has done in Afghanistan will go down in ignominy as one of the most shameful and despicable acts of betrayal by any American President. Tens of thousands of men will be slaughtered, thousands of young girls forced to marry these Taliban brutes and 14 million women driven back into slavery. Afghanistan was emerging into the light with freedoms for women and children, who will now be ruled with 500 year-old barbaric religious laws. That is Biden’s legacy. He cannot blame it on Trump; Biden boasted that in his first 100 days he issued a record 24 executive orders, all of which were direct reversals of Trump policies. He should have listened to his generals and changed this policy also. This is not like Saigon; it is far worse. First, the retaliation against the population by Islamist fanatics is likely to be far greater than what the North Vietnamese did to the beaten south. Secondly, the appalling humanitarian crisis described in this House today will center on Afghanistan but the terrorist consequences of this US sell-out will affect us all. The Viet Cong had no agenda outside Vietnam but Afghanistan is now under the control of Islamist fanatics who want to wage war on every western democracy. … Biden has put America back, all right—back into the days were we had the Islamist fanatics commining terrorist acts all over our country, and even in our Military bases.
    The Taliban are now armed with a billion dollars worth of American Weapons, and other Equipment. They have the option now to EASILY take American hostages..
    So, Yes, Elections DO have consequences. Many of us said that none of those Democrat Candidates that were running could hold a candle to Donald Trump and his America First Policies. And to add to the problem, his choice for V.P is far less popular than even he was. Kamela was an extremely odd choice. But the Democrats thought that they knew best, the said that it was “time to get rid of the mean tweeting and America First! Orange Bad Man”. And this is the Crappy, Lousy, Substitution that We Got.

    I’ve asked on here numerous times “why would so many want to get rid of a President who is putting Americas interests before China’s?” It has never been sufficiently answered.

    Remember what happened to our troops in Fort Hood when Nidal Hasan a U.S. Army psychiatrist shouted “Allahu Akbar” and then opened fire and shot, and Killed 13 people and injured more than 30 others, before Sergeant Mark Todd shot him.
    Everything this Wacko President, and his administration does makes America WEAKER.
    This Senile, Moron hasn’t even made it through one year yet and the damage is already ENORMOUS, How the hell we going to survive 3 more years of this? He’s practically trying his best to usher into Third Worldism This will be the end of our Country being the leader of the free world and the end of us as a Superpower.
    The Drug cartels control our Southern Border, and when enough terrorists cross through that place and into the United States, . Biden will say something like, no one told him…. or “Gee Man, I Didn’t See That Coming”…while sucking on an ICE CREAM CONE..

  2. Come on, man. Biden’s not sufficiently competent to wave a flag.

  3. Yeah, about that guy who hid in his basement who got more ‘votes*'(sarc) than the guy who regularly pulled in 30k at each stop, 4-5 times daily… (I ran out of ways to mark the selection as ‘probably fake’)

    Sad thing is, there are still lots of feckless socialist morons out there who still think he’s more dignified and smart than OrangeManBad MeanTweets.

    I miss not getting tired of winning. I am getting tired of the whining (from SloJo and the Ho.) And I am over all the losing.

    I want my $1.80 gas back (which looks, in lots of places, to be heading to over $4.00/gallon and possibly $5.00+.

    • No need to worry about that, Beans; soon OBiden will soon impose a nationwide lockdown and forbid interstate travel unless you got the vaccine. You will not be allowed to travel very far anyway.C

  4. White flag cartoon is much too generous to Biden.

    He isn’t surrendering.

    On ‘our behalf’ he is surrendering, but he is not personally surrendering, because he is inherently at war against America and against human decency.

    Personal behavior is important. A lot of these sons of bitches hate us, because we are not rapists, and are not willing to openly tolerate their acts of rape.

  5. We have a houseguest who is very ill with COVID. (The family all tested negative, and we are safe, BTW).
    His bedroom, where he is staying except for bathroom time, is right below mine.
    Last night, I could hear his wheezing breathing when I went to bed. “Poor Fred,” I thought. “I wonder if I should go down there and sit with him? He sounds like he’s dying.”
    But, I didn’t go down.
    After about an hour, I observed Fred’s “wheezing” was AWFULLY regular; then I realizing it was the sleep soundtrack my gift-from-God, happily-ever-after trophy wife Vanessa, the elegant, foxy, praying black grandmother of Woodstock, GA had playing. Woodland sounds, including an owl.
    Not the first time I’ve been wrong, and I’m glad Fred didn’t die last night.