To start the week… A few years ago, my wife and I moved into a retirement development on Florida ‘s Gulf coast. We are living in the “Delray/Boca/Boynton Golf, Spa, Bath and Tennis Club on Lake Fake-a-Hachee”. There are 3,000 … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
California became a state The people had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gunfights in the streets. So basically nothing has changed except then the women had real boobs and the men didn’t … Continue reading
Sigh… I tried to catch some fog. I mist. · When chemists die, they barium. · Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I … Continue reading
Hollywood Squares? My mother and grandmother ‘loved’ watching that show and laughing at the nonsensical answers usually given by Paul Lynde. Here is a bit of Lynde’s version of humor in response to Peter Marshall, the show’s host. Peter Marshall: … Continue reading
Found this old one from back in the late 90s… This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the … Continue reading
“Life is the leading cause of death”. “We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.”- C.S. Lewis “Old age is like a plane flying through a … Continue reading
The philosophy of ambiguity for those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the idiosyncrasies of english: 1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila…… Floor. 2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 3. If man evolved from monkeys and … Continue reading
To start the week… EDIT- Sorry it’s late, something hung up somewhere! The Importance of walking My grandpa started walking Five miles a day when he was 60. Now he’s 97 years old And we have no idea where the … Continue reading
TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS Talk to yourself. There are times when you need expert advice. “In style” are the clothes that still fit. You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop irritating you. Your people skills are just … Continue reading
To start the week! An oldie from Hollywood Squares… These great questions and answers are from the days when ‘ Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course… Q.. Paul, … Continue reading