We could all use a bit of it right now… The Pastor’s Ass The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Military forms of address… Granted I’m older than I lot of the kids, but back in the day the reply all and PSA were ‘slightly’ different… And this was the comparison made back in the day off Lebanon… They were … Continue reading
And trying to stay out of trouble… And I’ma leave this here and run away… … Continue reading
Sigh… Not that I’ve ever seen this… or done this… 🙂 … Continue reading
These came over the transom from the Mil-email side… Military bumpersnickers… “Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” “U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” “U.S. Air Force – Travel … Continue reading
From a country mechanic… FARM LIFE OBSERVATIONS ON MECHANICS AND FARMING A dropped socket can run uphill. 7/16ths wrenches have legs. Measure 3 times; the first two measurements are always different. Any bolt bin always has one less of the … Continue reading
I got nuthin’, so you get jokes… Doing the beta fixes from my beta readers. Government observations… ‘If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.’ Suppose you were an idiot. … Continue reading
Turkey day is coming! Get your rules out ahead of time… Don’t get in line asking questions about the food. “Who made the potato salad? Is it egg in there? Are the greens fresh? Is the meat in the greens … Continue reading
A Saudi Prince wants to buy a bull, so he goes to see a famous Russian bovine breeder. The Russian tells him “I have many good animal. Here is Swedish bull, is born black colour, but colour turns white when … Continue reading
Now we know the truth… I’ve been saying for ages that Keith Richards has been dead for ages, that they took his skin and stretched it over one of Disney’s finest animatronic robots and they dip it nightly in lanolin … Continue reading