To start the week! An oldie but a goody!!! Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRAT You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week… Golf A couple of women were playing golf. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a man playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit him. … Continue reading
To start the week… It may take two or three seconds for the light to come on, but these are clever! ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do BERNADETTE: The … Continue reading
To start the week… I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when … Continue reading
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For you ‘sciency’ types… Ya know, I really DO wonder about folks sometimes… Not saying I’m disagreeing, but somebody had way too much time on their hands. And I’m not sure I want to know ‘how’ they determined which was … Continue reading
To start the week… especially if you’re in or were law enforcement… You know you are an LEO if: 1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2) You have ever restrained someone & it was not a sexual … Continue reading
To start the week… I have kleptomania, But when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you’re naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. Kinky is using a feather. … Continue reading
To start the week! Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through … Continue reading
To start the week!!! One day a man decided to retire… He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with … Continue reading