A picture is worth a thousand words… Y’all have a great weekend! … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
Kinda, sorta… 🙂 In the beginning, God covered the earth with broccoli, cauliflower and spinach, combined with an abundance of green, yellow and red vegetables. He did this so that Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then, … Continue reading
If you can’t say anything good, don’t say anything… So you get humor! Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold … Continue reading
An oldie but a goody that came across the transom… And I failed, because the scheduler didn’t schedule… LOL ENGINEER IDENTIFICATION TEST You walk into a room and notice that a picture is hanging crooked. You… Straighten it. Ignore it. … Continue reading
This one came over the transom via the mil-email net… -I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number? -I find it ironic that the colours red, white, … Continue reading
To hit the golf course… These laws were given to me by an old friend who carried has them around in his golf bag for, judging by the age of the paper (and his golf bag), decades. True golfers should understand the … Continue reading
Tired of the BS in the news, so you get humor… 🙂 The following is not intended to offend fans of tennis, basketball, football, or baseball. It is, rather, an attempt to put everything in its proper perspective. Ever wonder … Continue reading
A little travel ‘humor’ for those who haven’t dealt with roonserbice… TANJOOBERRYMUTTS The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service in a hotel… I may have had a very similar one a time or two, since … Continue reading
Hopefully everyone has ‘most’ of their shopping done… Made the mistake of going downtown yesterday to send some stuff out, geez, what a madhouse! Traffic, full parking lots, and grumpy people. I got in, did what I needed to, and … Continue reading
FOR THOSE OF US WHO REMEMBER These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares’ game show responses were spontaneous, not scripted, as they are now! Q . Paul, what is a good reason for pounding meat? A. … Continue reading