To start the week… especially if you’re in or were law enforcement… You know you are an LEO if: 1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2) You have ever restrained someone & it was not a sexual … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week… I have kleptomania, But when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you’re naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. Kinky is using a feather. … Continue reading
To start the week! Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through … Continue reading
To start the week!!! One day a man decided to retire… He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with … Continue reading
To start the week… It’s not like any of us have ever done this, right??? WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless…A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida … Continue reading
The unavoidable laws of the universe… 1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD: When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side. 2. LAW OF LANES: If you change lanes, regardless of where you are, the one … Continue reading
To start the week!!! Puns… The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out … Continue reading
To start your week!!! I never knew one word in the English language that could be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, preposition: “UP” Be sure to read until the end… You’ll laugh. This two-letter word in English has more meanings … Continue reading
So you get humor… Hugh Hefner became a multi millionaire by staying home in his pajamas. I am not having the same result. Mom said “My child will not eat fish. What can I replace it with?” I replied “A … Continue reading
To start the week… More bad puns… Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. · A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran. · I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. … Continue reading