To start the week… It may take two or three seconds for the light to come on, but these are clever! ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do BERNADETTE: The … Continue reading
Category Archives: net humor
To start the week… I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when … Continue reading
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For you ‘sciency’ types… Ya know, I really DO wonder about folks sometimes… Not saying I’m disagreeing, but somebody had way too much time on their hands. And I’m not sure I want to know ‘how’ they determined which was … Continue reading
To start the week… especially if you’re in or were law enforcement… You know you are an LEO if: 1) You have the bladder capacity of five people. 2) You have ever restrained someone & it was not a sexual … Continue reading
To start the week… I have kleptomania, But when it gets bad, I take something for it. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS! Except that one where you’re naked in church. Sometimes too much to drink isn’t enough. Kinky is using a feather. … Continue reading
To start the week! Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through … Continue reading
To start the week!!! One day a man decided to retire… He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with … Continue reading
To start the week… It’s not like any of us have ever done this, right??? WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless…A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida … Continue reading
The unavoidable laws of the universe… 1. WORKSHOP LAW OF BREAD: When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side. 2. LAW OF LANES: If you change lanes, regardless of where you are, the one … Continue reading