To start the week…
It may take two or three seconds for the light to come on, but these are clever!
ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate (get it??)
COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
MISTY: How golfers create divots
PARADOX: Two physicians
PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
POLARIZE: What penguins see with
PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
Y’all have a good week!!!
I haven’t seen a lot of these – Thanks ! Monday mornings here can be tough.
Those are pretty bad….In a really clever and good way.
Groan
A oui joke, Monsieur?
Yes, very wee.
All- LOL, gotcha…
Those are good! Haven’t them before.