To start the week!

An oldie but a goody…

God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”

Adam said, “Gladly Lord, what do You want me to do?”

God said, “Go down into that valley.”

Adam said, “What’s a valley?” God then explained it to him.

Then God said, “Then cross the river.”

Adam said, “What’s a river?”

God explained that to him, and then said, “Then go over to the hill….”

Adam said, “What is a hill?” So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.

He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a cave.”

Adam said, ‘What’s a cave?’

After God explained, He said, “In the cave you will find a woman, Eve.”

Adam said, “What’s a woman, Who is Eve?’ So God explained that to him, too.

Then, God said, ‘I want you two to reproduce.”

Adam said, “How do I do that?”

God first said (under His breath), “Gee whiz.” And then, just like everything else, God explained reproduction to Adam as well.

So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman Eve. Then, in about half an hour he was back.

God, His patience wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now Adam?”

And Adam said….

“What’s a headache?”