I’ve got nada, so you get a joke…

Digging out from a week on the road…

A good Irish joke-

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me
life, between the legs of me wife !”

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night !

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the best toast of
The night.”

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”
John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside
me wife.”

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street
Corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other
Night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s
Only been in there twice in the last four years. “Once I had to pull him by
The ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep”.

h/t JP

And another book signing… Some of my classmates actually bought my book, and brought them to the reunion for me to sign! πŸ™‚ Β Thanks folks!!!

“You want me to make it out to who? Oh, YOU! Β Sorry…”

book signing AHS

Comments

I’ve got nada, so you get a joke… — 14 Comments

  1. I bet you came in with a stack of boxes on a hand truck loaded with your books. “Buy me a drink and I’ll give you a book. Give me ammo and I’ll even sign the book.” Love me Irish jokes, too.

  2. CP- LOL, only one box, and they were gone in 15 minutes… And no ammo… dammit… πŸ™‚

  3. Did they have the name badges with your yearbook picture on them? They are always entertaining.

  4. Good Irish joke, says this Irishman. Reminds me of the one about the deaf farmer attending the wedding of his grand-neice … but I’ll save that for another time. πŸ™‚

  5. Ah…good joke. Very cool your classmates bought your book and had a signing! Congrats!

  6. So do you want jokes about how I’m not 45 yet? Or how I haven’t even had my ten year…..oh, oh, oh, oh, the jokes were about the Irishman, not you’re reunion.

    In all seriousness, glad you’re moving books. Good gun centric books are fast becoming my crack.

  7. Gerry- Nope… sigh… πŸ™‚

    Rev- Spoilsport… LOL

    Rick- You’re welcome!

    Fargo- Yep, I thought it was pretty cool!

    SPE- Shaddap… πŸ˜› And thanks!

  8. Speaking of Irish jokes:

    An Irishman was flustered not being able to find a parking space in a large mall’s parking lot.

    “Lord,”he prayed,”I can’t stand this.If you open a space up for me,I swear I’ll give up drinking me whiskey, and I promise to go to church every Sunday.”

    Suddenly, the clouds parted and the sun shone on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, the Irishman said,”Never mind,I found one.”

  9. So, there’s a lumpy package waiting for me at the post office, with a name and return address I’d never seen before. Reminded me of a package a neighbor brought over, afraid an ex-boyfriend had sent her a bomb. That one was her new supply of bank checks.
    This one was two books from Some Dude who’d even autographed them. And you’ll be in Denver, when? Olde Force

  10. Mrs.C- They ‘almost’ got my good side… πŸ˜‰

    Tim- Good one!

    Olde- Dunno, but I’ll give you a yell. It’s a tad cold for me there right now… πŸ˜€