Well, Willie’s playing my song again… A little humor until I can touch down.
Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There’s no need to remind him every 6 months about it…
My sex life is like a Ferrari… Except I don’t have a Ferrari.
My mother-in-law is coming… I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.
NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN, beer or porn. This makes it very clear that men are NOT from Mars.
I once won an argument with a woman… In this dream I had.
I’m writing a book about reverse psychology… Please don’t buy it.
I want one of those jobs where people ask, do you actually get paid for doing this?
If your wife or girlfriend ever asks, “If I was to arrange a threesome for your birthday, which of my friends would you pick to join in?” Never give two names.
If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I’m not sure I would want to. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I am annoying.
Men have feelings too. For example, we feel hungry.
Now go ‘enjoy’ the week…
Enjoy the road!
Hopefully to somewhere they will not charge mystery pricing for your room! Travel safe.
Those are only funny because they are true. Travel safe!
All too true . . . .
Safe travels – BTW, use a towel if you walk out on your patio again – hate to see you jailed somewhere and be unable to share your “men thoughts” with us! 🙂
Safe travels!
OK, now I’m hungry.
Have a good trip Sir!
Inside Joke Time: Uh, you cloned yourself, right? Well, if you didn’t, I’m sure Quantas can get you running back and forth in no time at all! Take Care, and stay away from the Spratleys! Getting kinda crowded over there with Nasty Strangers.
Let’s see: clones, towels, hotels with fixed pricing … everyone got all the jokes already.
Stay safe, sir.
and Rev Paul got to say what he did before I did.
Heh.
What a great way to end the day.
You feel hungry? I have this frozen chicken pot pie for you… 😛
Seriously, stay safe, be well, (I’m NOT going to tell you to be good), and hope I can treat you to good food when next we see ya.
Great Ones
What they all said…
Thanks all!
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