Survived the trip…

4400+ miles in 13 days, only problem was a windshield lost to a lug nut off a semi…

Good times with old and new friends, wandering the gun show at Tulsa, lots of time for reflection while driving…

I GOTTA do this more often 🙂

This is some “military” humor that I KNOW applies to the military, and I’m now beginning to believe applies to Gun Bloggers too!

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don’t get caught

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the fat chick you tried to pick up

FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Know some wild s**t will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route.

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn…we screwed up…but hey, that s**t was fun “

FRIENDS: Cry with you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some vagasil on your parts.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Steal each other’s stuff so often nobody remembers who bought it in the first place.

FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night stand and leave them alone.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will Low Crawl naked into the room with a camera and Hope
for the tag team.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, “I’m home!”

FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when you get tossed out of the bar.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for touching you on the way out.

FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that night, and are sorry you couldn’t come.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you, drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, “You better drink the rest of that crap, you know we don’t waste. That’s alcohol abuse!!!” HAHAHAHA !!!!

FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Can’t begin to remember who owes who money after taking
care of each other for so long.

FRIENDS: Will say “I can’t handle Tequila anymore”.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will say “okay, just one more…” and then 2 minutes later “okay, just one more!”.

FRIENDS: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the F**k out!!

FRIENDS: Will tell you “They’d take a bullet for you.”
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.

FRIENDS: Will ignore this
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends.

Since I’ve been on the road for two days, I ‘know’ I’m behind on the news and all the other crap going on, so I’m just going to comment on other blogs till I get caught up!

Most of y’all say it much better than I can anyway…

Speaking of surviving, I just realized a went over 50,000 views today!

THANK YOU ALL! I honestly never believed I’d get there 🙂


Survived the trip… — 14 Comments

  1. So…

    You’re comin’ north this summer for the Third Annual Northeast Bloggershoot, right??

  2. Thefuck, you on a 30 pass or sumpthin.
    Honkeytonkin around the country when tour s’posed to be in Itazuki?

  3. Happy times to be with like minded folks and spending time doing what you want. Makes up for the people and time we deal with to keep the bank account solvent.

  4. Good to see you made it home ok NFO . Your invitation from the farm family to come on out anytime stands for when you get a chance . Ill try not to work you so hard on your next visit .

  5. Jay- Gimme a date 🙂

    Skip- Yep 🙂

    WSF- Amen to that Brother!!!

    Gia- Jay G is putting one together

    FD- No biggie, I don’t mind ‘productive’ work :-0

  6. Welcome home.


    wv: “sproutfu” That amazing competence in applying cliche’ Hippie vegetation to regular dishes in new and creative ways.

  7. What was Tulsa like this year? Couldn’t make it, OBE. Last year was nutz; EBRs and ammo flying out the doors, collector pieces not so much.