Bumper stickers seen on military bases…

Non-PC warning...
"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything."    
"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"    
"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support"    
"Do Draft-Dodgers Have Reunions? If So, What Do They Talk About?"    
"My Kid Fought In Iraq, So Your Kid Can Party In College"    
"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"    
"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It In English,  Thank A Veteran"    
"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a  difference in the world. But the Marines don't have that problem."  ...Ronald Reagan    
"Army Rangers - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."    
"Water-boarding is out, so kill them all!"    
"Interrogators can't water-board dead guys"    
"Rangers - Travel Agents To Allah"    
"Stop Global Whining"    
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"    
"Army Rangers - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed  Overnight"    
"Death Smiles At Everyone - Rangers Smile Back"    
"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!"    
"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"    
"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"    
"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"    
"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"    
"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The  Meeting"    
"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume" 


Bumper stickers seen on military bases… — 18 Comments

  1. These are great! I’m snagging them for my blog! You really come up with some great ones.

    Thanks to all the military that carry these out!

  2. My fav is “if you can read this thank a teacher…in english, thank a marine”. EXCELLENT!!!!

  3. The last one.
    Only one I’ve never seen before.
    I like it.


  4. I’m with Julie – I can’t see half of the quotations – the font is large and double spaced.

  5. Gia- for now… sigh…

    Lawyer/Linda/Peedee- thanks

    Julie/Diane- I tried to fix em…

    Skul- Yeah, that was new one for me too!

  6. ” – Rangers Smile Back.”

    Love it, my favorite. All of them worth sharing. Thanks — a lot.

    B Woodman
    SSG (Ret) US Army
    but not a Ranger)

  7. Very good!

    Nice blog! I found you through your comment on Pamela D. Hart’s blog.

  8. These are great. My retired AF husband will enjoy them.

    I copied then pasted to my word processor so I could read the parts that were cut off.


  9. WSF/BW/Joe- thanks, and thanks for stopping by Joe!

    Ed/S Phillips- thanks. I don’t know what else to try… sigh…

  10. Very nice.I liked the Ranger ones, being prior-Army. Seen a different twist on the “can you read this” bumber sticker.

    “If you can read this thank a teacher, if not thank a union”