WHY… do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?
WHY… do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
WHY… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
WHY… do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
WHY… the sun lightens our hair but darkens our skin?
WHY… women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed?
WHY… don’t you ever see the headline ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
WHY… is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
WHY… is it that doctors call what they do ‘practice’?
WHY… is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
WHY… is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
WHY… is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
WHY… isn’t there mouse-flavoured cat food?
WHY… didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
WHY… do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
WHY… don’t they make the whole plane out of that same indestructible stuff black boxes are made out of?
WHY… don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
WHY… are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
WHY… if flying is so safe, do they call the airport the terminal?
WHY… ? Good question.