Do we have to ‘relearn’ this???
“The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed lest Rome become bankrupt.
People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”
– Cicero – 55 BC
And a bit of humor to start the week…
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:
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1. The later you are, the more excited your
dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by
another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on
the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your
voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re
drunk. 7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to
ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in
the paper and give them away.
10. If a dog smells another dog on you, they
don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
And last but not least, If a dog leaves, it
won’t take half of your stuff. |
Make that “All your stuff, and any stuff you get down the road too”.
…and yet most of you still choose women. Hmmm
Win.
Winwinwin
We get too soon old … and too late smart!
NFO: Wow, the quote from Rome, that’s scary! If ONLY we could learn from History!
And on a lighter note… The dog vs. wife jokes, LOL funny! Thanks for the giggles!
Indeed! ’bout time to get a dog here! It is true that those that do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
Amen to this list.
ah but think of the benefits …. anyone????
🙂
OTOH, some wives like to go hunting, shooting and fishing, too.
Wait are you trying to tell me that money doesn’t just magically shoot out of the great ones a**, when ever we need to pay our national debts? That I shouldn’t count on him to give me ‘free’ stuff to buy my vote? But I just bought some new hooker pumps.
😉
Josh
Car- Yep, that too…
Suz- Ah, we’re stoopid??? 🙂
BP- You’re welcome!
Rev- Ain’t THAT the truth!
Pamela- It is… It TRULY is…
Keads- Good points!
Phlegmmy- yep
Julie- And??? 🙂
PH- 😛
Crucis- You in trouble again??? 🙂
Good point, but FINDING one is truly hard.
Josh- Bad… BAD 🙂
Its very aggravating. I’ve been dealing with people on G+ who were all about the “enormous war debt” when Bush was around, but somehow the debt can’t get large enough now.
Even dogs think farts are funny.
So who likes you more, your wife or dog? Lock both in a car trunk for thirty minutes and see which one is happiest to see you.
Andy- Oh so true… dammit…
Skul- Yep 🙂
WSF- Dammit I left that one off, thanks 🙂 NOW we’ll BOTH be in trouble!