Humor…

In lieu of a real post… 🙂

My wife left a note on the fridge………

“It’s not working!! I can’t take it anymore;

I’ve gone to stay at my Mom’s!”

I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was still cold………

What the hell is she talking about???

h/t to JP- Seen in Phoenix…



This one’s for Msgt B 🙂

And this one is for Joey… 🙂


Comments

Humor… — 9 Comments

  1. [in] Christopher Hitchens’ book “Hitch-22” (paraphrasing)— his dad, Commander Hitchens, Royal Navy had a foul-tempered neighbor, Royal Marine Major “Nigel” whose wife was complaining to Hitch’s mom that Nigel was so foul tempered now (post-WWII) that she had taked to watering-down his gin as a strategy to chill him out. The Commander commented: “If she’s watering his bleeding gin, no wonder he’s a bastard to live with…”

  2. We don’t need no steenking crew rest on the roof! You can only fly 6 hours, but then you can work another 10 or 12 keeping the birds up.

    Although I seem to recall making up for it whilst in port.

  3. Russell- Good one! 🙂 Thanks!

    Don- Yep, fly THEN fix, no crew rest required!!!

    Joey- 🙂 It DOES kinda look like yours!

  4. That target looks like my family had a go at it. The Boy aims for the head, me for the heart, The Husband for the bullseye & The Girl…well, I think she has some anger issues sometimes. 😉

  5. Snigs- LOL, probably true, she IS at that age… 🙂

    Larry- 🙂

    MSgt- LOL 🙂