It’s official, Jace is now an ankle biter… 🙂
In other news, a three hour trip turned into four and a half due to rain and idjits…
And a pro-tip to the s**thead in the hot rodded Honda with all the body panels and the fart pack muffler, weaving in and out of traffic in the rain IS NOT conducive to your continued good health…
I will give you an 8.0 for the departure into the median, only because you didn’t touch a single other vehicle.
BUT…
I’ll only give you a 2.0 for the technical execution…
Four spins, but you only shed THREE body parts, that’s 2 points there.
And that landing? It sucked… the ONLY thing you did right was end up still on the wheels. That’s 3 points right there.
And you’re supposed to bow to the crowd, not have your nose up in the air, even if it was sitting on the remnants of your fancy airdam, frontend- nicky neat aero package. So that’s another 3 points for esthetics…
And good luck getting those fancy seat cushions outta your ass…
Excellent descriptions of two juveniles.
Yeah, but I’ll bet the rap/hip-hop bass was still thumping outta them speakers…
+1
That is the kind of thing you roll your window down, point and laugh out LOUD while blowing your horn.
College search in ’03 in Ohio. Torrential rain. Same situation, and with a Honda. My SUV with good tires kept trying to aquaplane at 30 mph and this ****head goes by at about 70. Since I’d worked “corner” for the SCCA and watched what happens next, it did happen next! Multiple spins and flips, all of the windows gone, and five ijits sitting in the rain. Others were stopping so we just kept going…
Ed- Thank you! 😉
Tim/WSF- Probably… All I could hear was the fart muffler…
CP- I would have, but it was raining too hard…
OldeForce- This one never flipped… But I agree, keep on truckin.
Last week, on nice sunny day, I was sitting at my loading bench when I heard an engine revving, tires screaming, and then a very loud crash.
I went out to see wtf and forty feet of steel fencing including a two foot square, seven foot tall concrete column was in our front yard.
A jap sports car was sideways in the road minus most of the frontend with homeboy moving around inside.
The fence he took out was about fifteen feet from where I was sitting but my earthf**ker was between us, (not a scratch but his engine parts were under it).
The street in front of us is one lane with a divider.
Witnesses said he was going at least seventy (in a 35) and tried to pass on the sidewalk. Lost it.
Cops said he was hammered and had been driving like that for a hundred miles.
In re: that Honda. Just desserts. A story like this is good for the soul. 🙂
Skip- Glad you’re alright, and hope to hell he has GOOD insurance… 🙂
Buck- Yeah, and thankfully he didn’t hit anything….