Friends- a funny comparison

CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you’re too busy to talk to them for a week. MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having then last time you met. … Continue reading

My retirement job

This is what I want to do when I retire to Hawaii… I want to be the guy that grooms the beach! Great working hours- 0200-0700, no pressure, no bosses! Just ride around on my little tractor and groom the … Continue reading

This is a goody…

In a news conference Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting QB for the Packers this coming Sunday. Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be starting QB because she has spent the past 16 years married to Brett … Continue reading

Now the crap really starts…

Is it just me, or has the whole politics, running for office BS just gotten totally out of hand???The positioning yesterday and today by the MSM and the politicians was just ridiculous! Also, the dirty tricks campaigns are now in … Continue reading

Happy new Year!

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not … Continue reading

Random Airport Observations…

Well, the Christmas travel is over, and I survived the trip…However, I did get to spend a ‘little’ extra time sitting at the airport waiting for an airplane to show up (Like 7 hours)…Soooo, random observations:Why oh why do people … Continue reading

Burp…

Okaaayyyyy… We made it through yet another Christmas…Contrary to Larry the Cable Guy, ‘most’ of the greetings I heard this year were Merry Christmas, not Happy Holidays; maybe, just maybe, the PC police lost this one… There is nothing like … Continue reading

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to all! Please take a moment today to remember those who are far from home defending our freedom. Rest easy, sleep well my brothers. Know the line has held, your job is done. Rest easy, sleep well. Others … Continue reading

Merry Christmas or PC Greeting- Your choice

Greeting A: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your … Continue reading

Waterboarding

Been there, done that . . . . And I have multiple copies of my “Certificate of Completion” to prove it . . . . Mine was Jan 1972.This was posted recently on a “Fighter Pilot” board. It will be … Continue reading