Some funnies to start your week…
I’m not saying let’s go kill all the stupid people. I’m just saying let’s remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
I changed my car horn to the sound of gun shot. People move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.
I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” get’s thrown around in the courtroom.
I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the jim this morning
Paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers – if you find one, what’s your plan?
h/t JP, Frito, Woody
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
There’s a silver lining to EVERY black cloud, eh?
It warms my heart to read the sentiments of a kindred spirit.
+1
Thanks for the morning giggles! Have a safe trip.
Wanna borrow for my facebook
I do appreciate you changing the name from John to Jim. I was about to get a complex. Hang on to the Jim and you will know what I mean.
Fair winds and a following sea, sir!
All- Thanks! Randy, feel free!
Posted from my iPhone.
Thanks for the monday morning staff meeting chuckle.
As I tell my acting XO all the time:
“Lieutenant, it’s best not make goals. I’ve found that when you have a goal, like a realistic training schedule, generally someones prevents you from achieving it”
“I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” get’s thrown around in the courtroom.”
This is why I never make plans. It’s best to just go with the flow. If you know what I mean.
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Where’s all the chicks on here telling you if a girl has a gun she is just wise and not pissed off, but a gun enthusiastic. Or a cop. Or a damn good trap shooter. Or Annie Oakley. Geez..no tingly feelings around here. LOL
Sounds more like words of wisdom.
“You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.”
Or they just hit you with their Taser ’cause they thought you were stalking them…
Safe travels (again)!
OBTW, the B-29 was doing crash-and-dash on base this afternoon. Can’t find where he’s parked tho!
SPE- LOL, true!!!
Robert- You DO have a point!
Fargo- ‘Not’ going there… ;-D
Euripides- True!
WN- LOL, I hope you got pics of the B-29!!!
“I don’t like making plans for the day because then the word “premeditated” get’s thrown around in the courtroom.”
You’ve got to watch out for those “To Do” lists too.
Been wondering about the shower curtain thing ever since “Psycho”…
Thanks for kicking over my giggle box